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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7185 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4518 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4982 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!