insurrections – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Pixel Polls Minecraft Server
65+ turnout, April 15 2024, Biden/Harris inflation, Congress, Democrat turnout, DNC fracture, Electoral Prediction, electoral votes, insurrections, Liberals, majority seats, Minecraft, National Popular Vote bill, National Popular Vote laws, PIXEL, Polls, popular vote, Project 2025, Republican turnout, retirees, rural people, Server, trump, White House
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

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German Women Minecraft SMP
German, German culture, German stereotypes, german women, German women appearance, German women beauty, German women behavior, German women characteristics, German women dating, German women empowerment, German women fashion, German women feminism, German women history, German women lifestyle, German women personality, German women relationships, German women society, German women traditions, German women traits, Minecraft, smp, Women, women in Germany
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of German women who are secretly Minecraft pros! They may seem innocent and sweet, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in a PvP battle without breaking a sweat. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they use to bribe new players into joining their faction. So if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a group of badass German women in a virtual world, then this is the server for you! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!

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🔥 6MINE 🔥 ⎝CREATE TRAPS, ANARCHY⎠ 🚀 Minecraft server
⎝, 6MINE, Anarchy, banner, Community, CREATE TRAPS, Gaming, GIF, Large Online, Minecraft, Server, sixmine, Telegram, 🔥
Our Telegram https://t.me/sixmine
4.6mine.net:19132

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Dragon Empire Minecraft Server
1st arc, Adventure, Anime, Do-Over Damsel, Dragon Emperor, Dragon.., Empire, empress, episode 6, FANTASY, fantasy world, Japanese Light Novel, Kouryakuchuu, light novel, Manga, Minecraft, otome game, Reincarnation, romance, Ryuutei Heika, Server, strong female lead, Time Loop, volume 1, Yarinaoshi Reijou
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!
Join our server and experience the epic conclusion of the 1st arc, where players must battle giant chickens armed with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers. Will you be able to defeat the final boss, a giant creeper with a love for disco music?
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles left behind by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious and thrilling adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Chunky Oshi Minecraft SMP
acceptance, appreciation, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, chunkier side, chunky, Confidence, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, Idol, love, Minecraft, Music, Oshi, pop culture, Role Model, self esteem, smp, Support, unconditional love, weight
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you chunky oshi lovers out there. Why settle for skinny when you can have thicc? Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, epic battles, and plenty of laughs.
Our server is home to the legendary Chunky Oshi Gang, a group of players who have sworn allegiance to all things chunky and fabulous. Rumor has it that our founder once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond hoe. And don’t even get us started on the time we turned a village into a giant hot dog stand.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as quirky and fun as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new favorite oshi in the process.

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ZaiynneSMP
Adventures, Challenges, Community, Dedicated, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Experience, Friends, Help, ip address, Legacy, level up, Loot, MCMMO, minecraft journey, Parkour, Players, Prizes, Staff, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Treasures
Join a Thriving Community At ZaiynneSMP, we’re all about building a community you’ll love! Create your own town, team up with friends, and establish a legacy. With friendly players and active staff, there’s always someone to build, explore, and laugh with!
Unique Game Modes & Custom Dungeons Explore our exciting Dungeon! Custom-designed, rare loot, and heart-pounding parkour challenges. Master these adventures, discover hidden treasures, and level up like never before!
Why Join Us?
Active, friendly, and supportive community Unique custom dungeons and parkour for every skill level Weekly events, challenges, and prizes Dedicated staff, always ready to help! Don’t miss out—join Zaiynne SMP today and start your Minecraft journey with a community-first experience!
SERVER IP: Play.ZaiynneSMP.com
play.zaiynnesmp.com

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Blocky Ape Minecraft Server
African Americans, African descent, African diaspora, ape, blocky, civil rights, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, genetic diversity, hate crimes, Hate Speech, human evolution, ignorance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racial superiority, racism, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes
Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the mobs can’t stop cracking up.
Join us for epic build battles, where players have been known to create entire villages made entirely out of diamond blocks. And don’t forget about our custom mini-games, like “Lava Parkour” where players have to jump from block to block while dodging streams of molten lava.
But the real reason to join our server? The community! Our players are so hilarious, they once convinced a creeper to start a stand-up comedy routine. And rumor has it, our moderator is actually a disguised Ender Dragon who just wants to make friends.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the builds are the stories you’ll hear around the virtual campfire. Join us today and get ready to LOL your way to victory!

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ForeverAlone Minecraft SMP
#foreveralone, coping mechanism, dating sim, escapism, FANTASY, Frustration, games, Involuntarily celibate, ISOLATION, lonely, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, romance, self help, self improvement, self loathing, self-pity, Single player, smp, social anxiety, unrequited love, virtual reality
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Are you sick of mining diamonds by yourself while all your friends are out there building epic bases with their Minecraft crushes? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your involuntary celibacy problems!
Join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs players based on their building styles, PvP skills, and even their favorite block types. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, a magical elixir that guarantees you’ll find love in Minecraft within 24 hours of drinking it. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper, things could get explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to involuntary celibacy forever! Who knows, you might even find your player two for life.

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ElysianSkies
Abilities, Adventure, Combat, companions, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Fun, growth, MCMMO, Minions, Pets, player-driven economy, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Resources, Roleplay, Skills, Skyblock, Solo, Souls, Survival
Elysian Skies is an exciting Minecraft server where adventure and progression collide! Explore dangerous dungeons, face off in intense PvE combat, and collect powerful pets to join you on your journey. Command minions to gather resources and fight for you, while building wealth through a player-driven economy and unlocking unique abilities with souls.
Take on challenging quests, level up your skills, and rise through the ranks with levels and MCMMO. Whether you’re adventuring solo or with companions, Elysian Skies offers endless opportunities for growth, exploration, and fun!
152.228.249.216

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Brapzilian Women Minecraft Server
Appearance, beauty standards, Behavior, Brapzilian, Brazilian culture, Brazilian society, brazilian women, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Femininity, Gender Roles, latin american women, Minecraft, personality traits, physical attributes, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Women, women’s behavior
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle filled with Brapzilian women who will make your gaming experience unforgettable! These fierce warriors will guide you through epic quests and battles, all while teaching you the art of the Brapzilian dance. Join us now and get ready to embark on a hilarious and thrilling adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

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Retarded Minecraft SMP Player
Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.
Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?
So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

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