2024 Best insurrections New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

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PlapCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up with the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and you’ll hear the magical sound of “Plap” every time you mine a diamond. Why? Because diamonds are so precious that they deserve their own special sound effect, of course!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new dragon friends and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re known for their killer dance moves.

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RighteousRumble Minecraft SMP

arguments, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, debate, Decision making, disagreements, Empathy, Ethics, Fairness, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Négotiation, Opinions, perspective, Principles, relationships, right, RighteousRumble, smp, Understanding, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that will keep you on your toes, from a mischievous Enderman who loves to steal blocks to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society. And let’s not forget about the legendary showdown between the players who believe in building beautiful structures and those who just want to blow everything up with TNT.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what madness will ensue next!

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HandlessLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, emotions, Empathy, Etiquette, Funeral, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, HandlessLove, Minecraft, mourning, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual hugs over real-life drama! Join us for a fun and quirky community where hugging is not only allowed, but encouraged.

Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.

Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!

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ExWifeBabysitter420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?

So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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CraftyLiesMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.

Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).

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SushiCraft Minecraft Server

air violation, Asia-Pacific region, China, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime conflict, maritime security, military aggression, military presence, Minecraft, naval incursion, protest, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SushiCraft, territorial dispute, territorial integrity, territorial waters, Waters

lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown!

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PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

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LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

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come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun

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Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!

Active, Adults, armor stand, blocks, building projects, Challenges, Community, content creators, Demand, Events, games, gemstone, Lag-free, lilypad, ONLINE, Regions, Shops, smp, Sponsorship, Square, stocked, voice chat, Work/school commitments

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest
Sponsorship	Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server
Mods	Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more
Community	Global community with active mods

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.

Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?

A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.

Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?

A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.

Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?

A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.

Q: Can I participate in community events/games?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.