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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5963 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4368 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?