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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4388 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are so tough, they bench press creepers for fun. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle in the time it takes you to find your first diamond. And our admins? Well, let’s just say they have a secret underground base where they plot world domination…or maybe they just really like building redstone contraptions, who knows?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, battle a horde of zombie pigmen, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you might find in our crazy world.
So say goodbye to Grendizerbros and hello to the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the madness begin!