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CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ores Mined:	4760
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	53	Buildings Constructed:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ores Mined:	1309	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	414	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	656790	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	29	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2842	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4460	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!