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BabyBros Minecraft Server

BabyBros, child-free lifestyle, childcare expectations, college student, college years, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, free childcare, generational roles, Minecraft, mommy duties, nephew care, Parentification, parenting responsibilities, personal boundaries, Resentment, Selfishness, Server, sibling care, sibling relationships, village support, winter break

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being a free babysitter for your sister’s baby daddy drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! No more parentifying yourself for others, just build, mine, and have a blast with our crazy community.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.

Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

NoBullyZoneMC

adult intervention, Apology, bully, bullying impact, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, Healing Process, long-term effects, NoBullyZoneMC, past trauma, personal growth, reconciliation, self reflection, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of holding onto grudges from your childhood? Do you want to let go of all that pent-up anger and resentment? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your rage in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Take out your frustrations on pixelated blocks instead of real-life people!

Imagine creating a giant statue of your childhood bully and then blowing it up with TNT. Or building a castle to protect yourself from all the bullies in the world. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and let go of all that old baggage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some therapeutic healing in the process. And hey, if you ever need to vent, our virtual therapists are always available for a chat.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn your pain into power. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to healing and happiness!

KidLogicMinecraftSMP

bizarre childhood, bizarre habits, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, curious behaviors, eccentric behaviors, KidLogicMinecraftSMP, odd childhood, odd quirks, peculiar childhood, peculiar habits, peculiar memories, quirky childhood, quirky habits, strange childhood, strange habits, unique childhood, unusual behavior, unusual childhood, weird childhood

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	116	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34

OMG guys, like you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest shenanigans going on! Like, one time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because we thought it would bring us good luck in the game. And guess what? It actually worked! We found, like, a million diamonds the next day. It was totally epic.

But that’s not even the best part. We also have this secret underground club where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties. It’s, like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of llamas racing each other around a track.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s all about having a good time and doing the most random things you can think of, then you definitely need to join us. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat. I mean, how could you resist that? Join now and let the craziness begin! 🐷🥔🐔🦙 #PotatoLuck #ChickenDanceParty #LlamaRaces

70sBuckBlockParty

1970s, 70sBuckBlockParty, Adventure, Cash, Decision making, Exploration, Financial Security, INDEPENDENCE, Lost, MONEY, new beginnings, Nostalgia, Resourcefulness, Retro, self reliance, starting over, stranded, Survival, time travel, uncertainty, young adult

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	525	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the wild and wacky adventures of waking up in 1970 with no idea who you are or where you came from! But don’t worry, you’ve got a suitcase filled with 20,000 dollars to help you navigate this crazy time period.

Join our server and embark on a quest to build the ultimate 1970s disco palace, complete with lava lamp decorations and funky dance floors. But beware, the creepers in bell-bottoms are always lurking around the corner!

Form alliances with other players to create your own groovy commune, where you can trade goods and services like lava lamps and platform shoes. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, strike out on your own and become a lone wolf, surviving off the land and dodging lava flows.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate time-traveling adventure in Minecraft! Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a pixelated world full of polyester and peace signs waiting for you?

CraftyArgPoverty36.8%

argentina, CraftyArgPoverty36.8, data analysis, economic development, Economy, expert reports, Government, Latin America, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rate, poverty rate decline, poverty rate decrease, poverty rate improvement, poverty rate news, poverty rate update, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, Social Issues, south america, statistics

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!

we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.

our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.

join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!

Galactic Conveyor Belt

atoms, atoms circling, atoms cosmic, atoms galaxy, atoms journey, belt, carbon, circuitous journey, circumgalactic medium, conveyer belt, conveyor, Cosmic, cosmic conveyer belt, currents, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy origin, giant currents, intergalactic, intergalactic space, Origin, scientists, Space

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where your carbon atoms will take a wild journey through the galaxy and come back on a cosmic conveyer belt! our server is so lit, even scientists are studying it! imagine your atoms circling their galaxy of origin on giant currents, like a rollercoaster ride through space! intergalactic space has never been more fun! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you question the fabric of reality itself!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., description, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	54	Crops Grown:	8346

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

su.vanilla-box.ru

Game of Thrones MC

26 hours old, available.., Communication, Community, creations, Discord, Experience, Fresh Wipe, Fun, Game, game of thrones, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, Ready, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
FRESH WIPE 26 HOURS OLD – Looking for a fun modded server? Well Game of thrones/ medieval smp well my server is the one for you we have plenty of mods that allow you too create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members, currently we have over 15 in our community today! The mod pack is ready and available to play, the server is up. Enjoy!

Useful Links

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is a fresh wipe and is only 26 hours old.
How many mods are available on the server?	There are plenty of mods that allow you to create your own kingdoms and have immersive fun experiences with other members.
How many members are currently in the community?	There are over 15 members in our community today.
Is the mod pack ready to play?	Yes, the mod pack is ready and available to play on the server.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link above.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 88.211.212.7:25565.

Mystic Tales Craft 1.21.4

#dick pic, 1.21.4, 2 truths and a lie, Blowjob, controversial, Craft, Deception, EMBARRASSING, EXPOSED, gossip, internet, Male, mystic, Nick, Rumors, scandal, scandalous behavior, Secrets, sexual encounters, Shocking.., tabloid fodder, Tales, tennis players, Truth or Dare

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s crazier than Nick claiming he’s slept with 50 tennis players (like, what even?) and his dick pic being all over the internet (yikes)! But the real kicker is that Nick supposedly got a blowjob from a dude! I know, right? So, if you want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Nick’s love life, then this is the place for you! Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

DeedMaster Minecraft Server

Communication, Contribution, Decision making, deed, DeedMaster, Deposit, down payment, financial responsibility, groceries, homeownership, house ownership, Inheritance, Minecraft, MONEY, Mortgage, partner, Planning, Property, relationship, Rent, Server, UNFAIR, Utilities

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crops Grown:	6787	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with your partner? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can be the sole homeowner of your virtual abode! No need to split the rent or argue over who gets the master bedroom – it’s all yours!

Imagine the power and glory of being the sole ruler of your Minecraft kingdom. You can decorate however you want, build whatever you please, and never have to compromise with anyone else. It’s the ultimate freedom in the world of blocks and pixels.

So come on down to our server and claim your rightful place as the one true homeowner. Your partner may call you unfair, but we call you the master of your domain. Join now and start building your dream home, all in your name only!