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CraftyLoveConnection

10. Finding the one, 11. Relationship intuition, 12. Emotional connection, 13. Relationship compatibility, 14. Long-term relationships, 15. Relationship doubts, 16. Relationship revelations, 17. Partner recognition, 18. Relationship confirmation, 19. Relationship uncertainty, 2. Relationship milestones, 20. Relationship clarity., 3. True love, 4. Soulmates, 5. Signs of compatibility, 6. Relationship dynamics, 7. Intuition in relationships, 8. Trusting instincts, 9. Relationship red flags, CraftyLoveConnection, Love at first sight

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face, but instead of getting mad, you just laugh it off and think “Yep, this is the server for me”? Well, that’s how you’ll know this server is your server.

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading monopoly. Trust us, once you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite server…or at least a new appreciation for exploding creepers.

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, forces, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, troop movements, Ukraine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, u know that border between russia and ukraine? well, guess what, we got a minecraft server right on that border, and it’s LIT AF. like, u can build ur own little base and defend it from the russian army, who are totally gonna try to invade u. but don’t worry, we got special weapons and armor just for this occasion. join now and show those russians who’s boss in the most epic battle of ur minecraft life. u won’t regret it, bro.

BlockyBootyCraft

“Youth, Awareness, Blackmail, BlockyBootyCraft, criminal activity, cybercrime, digital threats, education, Exploitation, Global, Grooming, internet security, law enforcement, online safety, Prevention, scam, sextortion, social media, Technology, teenagers, victim support.

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7314
Dragon Eggs Found:	8576	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ores Mined:	9368
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can like, build your own virtual world and stuff. But get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control everything! They wear sunglasses and speak in rhymes, it’s wild, man. And if you join, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie chickens. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and cake. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

PetPalaceCraft

affluent, Animals, comfortable lives, Companionship, Contentment, domesticated, Extravagant, Happiness, Lavish, Lifestyle, love, luxury, Opulent, Pampered, pet care, pet ownership, PetPalaceCraft, Pets, privileged, spoiled, well-being

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8579
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, are you tired of living a boring life on land? Come join our Minecraft server where the pets have more comfortable lives than most people! Seriously, these animals are living in luxury while you’re stuck in your mom’s basement. Join us and live like a king…or a pig, whatever floats your boat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So, if you want to be on the winning side when the chicken revolution comes, join us now!

InfinitySMP Public Server

#infinitysmp, Buffs, Community, content creators, Crafts, crown, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Giveaways, lifesteal plugin, Magic, Minecraft, Redstone wizardry, shield, smp, special finds, Survival, video showcase

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the Infinity SMP, fam!

Need a break from the usual grind with Lifesteal plugin? We got you covered! Infinity SMP brings a whole new vibe to Minecraft, with custom gear that’s straight-up lit! Take the crown, for example. It hooks you up with mad buffs and a permanent shield against anything that comes your way!

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But yo, it ain’t just about the gear. We’re talking custom enchants, crafts, munchies, and Redstone wizardry that’ll blow your mind! We’ve got every custom category you can even dream of, and the abilities? Straight-up magic from special finds or crafty creations!

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Our community’s buzzing, with content creators dropping heat left and right! Been rocking this SMP for 2 years now, and let me tell you, we’re just getting started! Weekly/monthly events, giveaways, and endless content opportunities, bruh!

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So, if this sounds like your jam, slide into our Discord and get in on the action! Hit us up with a 1-minute video showcasing your vibe and what you bring to the table. Show us what you’re made of, and let’s make some magic happen in the SMP! Link up: https://discord.gg/uqbqrxap

mrpoo.host:6224

Guaple Ultra-Softcore: We Promise It’s Almost Vanilla! Join for fun, gifts, and chatting

Apocalypse, Chatting, Community, Competition, Datapack, Discord, Dragon.., Fun, Gifts, Guaple, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, Mods, player, Points, Promise, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, skeleton, Spawn, Survival, Uhc, UltraSoftcore, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Towns Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 253 weeks in a row.
Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?

If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

2. What is the special Team Competition on Sundays?

Every Sunday at 12CT, there is a special Team Competition where players can compete for prizes. This competition has been going on for 219 weeks.

3. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Some server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking or the use of xray resource packs.

4. What is the Apocalypse DataPack and how does it affect gameplay?

The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various challenges and enhancements to gameplay, such as players killed by zombies turning into zombies themselves, skeletons receiving enhancements, and other mob modifications.

Blocky Sakamoto Server

action, action manga, Adventure, adventure manga, Assassin, blocky, chapter 169, comedy, comedy manga, Days, funny, long tail, Manga, new job, new mission, retired, sakamoto, sakamoto days, Server, tags, undercover

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! Join us on a new mission to save the world from evil zombie llamas who are trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare diamonds and emeralds, as well as a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure and become a hero in the fight against the zombie llama apocalypse. Plus, our server has the best virtual snacks in town – virtual pizza, virtual ice cream, and even virtual bacon! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	369806
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!