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Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

animated, Conversation, ENGAGEMENT, Fags, Fans, internet culture, Jumping, KGB, Minecraft, Mitarashi Santa, Online Community, online presence, Panic, redirect, Server, social media, Thread, tiktok dance, topic of interest, Twitter account, viral content, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	846
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Minecraft SMP: / Touchdown /

Amon-Ra St. Brown, Andy Dalton, Bryce Young, chiefs, colts, DeForest Buckner, dolphins, giants, Graham Gano, injury updates, Justin Herbert, kareem hunt, Lions, Los Angeles Chargers, Minecraft, NFL, PANTHERS, practice squad signings, quarterback changes, smp, touchdown, Tyler Huntley, Upsets, X-rays

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never ends and the drama is always at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with ups and downs, just like the Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for a Tuesday visit. Can you handle the intensity of X-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert’s leg coming back negative? Or the Giants K Graham Gano facing a multi-week absence – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Panthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after an 0-2 start and putting Andy Dalton in at QB? Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with a contusion and cramping – sounds like a real nail-biter. And let’s not forget about Colts DT DeForest Buckner spraining his ankle on Sunday – the stakes are high in this SMP!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the Dolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off the Ravens practice squad. Who knows what other surprises await you in our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

UserDeathCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! On our server, your username is not just a name, it’s your ultimate demise! Imagine being taken out by a killer bunny named Fluffy or getting squished by a giant block of cheese called Cheddar. The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through the treacherous lands filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of evil snowmen armed with carrot swords while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch out for that killer block of tofu lurking around the corner…

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Votes:	3099	Players Killed by Monsters:	6375
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Play.XetaByte.ru

C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

Active, Anarchy, Awaits, C47, Chaos, Community, Discord, discord server, Dyanmap, English, Europe, Friends, Fun, German, Minecraft, new members, no build requirements., Server, Survival, Swiss German, v1.21.1, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	c47.ch
Server IP	mc.c47.ch
Version	1.21.1
Language	eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

& his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

2. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

3. Is the server Discord server small?

Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	997031
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	5263	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!