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CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	6752	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4574
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

PunishCraft: Fair or Unfair?

aunt, Behavior, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, fair, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, gap year, nephew, Niece, Offense, parenting, PunishCraft, punishment, sibling rivalry, Therapy, UNFAIR, University

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sibling rivalry in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual world free of annoying siblings!

On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.

Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!

CraftyRedditors1800s

19th century, alternate history, Community, CraftyRedditors1800s, Curiosity, discussion, Forums, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenarios, internet, past events, popular questions, reddit, social media, speculation, Technology, time travel, trending, what if

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no end in sight? Do you dream of riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!

LegionCraft: UkrainePoland 1300

Applications, Army, Combat Training, Defense, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign fighters, gender equality, International, Legion, LegionCraft, Military, Poland, Recruitment, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, UkrainePoland, unit, volunteer, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine’s Legion in Poland has like, 1,300 peeps applying to join, and even some women are joining too! like whaaat?! u know this server gotta be lit af if even Ukraine’s Legion is tryna get in on the action. come join us and be part of the most epic squad in Minecraft history. we got battles, we got alliances, we got everything u need for a good time. so what u waitin for? join now and be a part of the madness!