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The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

accident, Boredom, campus, collapse, college, comedy, CRAZE, crotch, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Food, Friends, funny, House, injury, LEAVING, medicine ball, Minecraft, Pain, reaction, regret, Server, Story, stupid

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

general, Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Hazbin Town Religious Schism Charlie Hell Demon Hotel Overpopulation Heaven Assassin Startup Princess Rehabilitating Hellhound Pilot Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona, HELLUVA, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

Alone Time, celebration planning, Communication, compromise, exclusion, family bonding, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family visit, father daughter relationship, father-daughter time, LunchLand, prioritizing feelings, step mom, step parent, StepMomSnubbed, university ring celebration

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

DreamCrafters

Analysis, common themes, Desires, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, DreamCrafters, dreams, emotions, FEARS, Interpretation, Memories, Nightmares, patterns, Psychology, recurring, Sleeping, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal, symbols

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2913	Potions Brewed:	126
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3841
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!