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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4595 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 54 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.
Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!