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Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4683
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!

SabotageCraftEU

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

Adventures, AMERICANS, anti-inflammatory properties, AntiInflammatory, Cancer, chronic inflammation, diet, disease prevention, food choices, health, health problems, healthy living, Heart Disease, inflammation, Lifestyle, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, Prevention, pro-inflammatory diets, Risk, SpiceCraft, spices, wellness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

Adventure, boss fights, Breathe, claim flags, Community, Crate rewards, custom abilities, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dynamic Survival, EXCITEMENT, forgetting, Heads, in-game ranks, Land claiming, Lost, Perks, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Rtp, sea, Shop, smp, Sub-ranks, Tpa, Trade

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Items Found:	5589
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5836	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

Android, Android phone, battery life, Best Specs, brand reputation, camera quality, comparison, design, Features, latest models, long-lasting, market, Minecraft, mobile, Performance, Phone, price, Recommendations, Smartphone, smp, Technology, user experience, user-friendly, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9292
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1883
Magic Items Found:	7094	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

Absurd, Abuse, ACCUSATION, Animals, atheists, baptismal font, barbaric, Blessing, Catholic, Church, complicit, consent, dog, holy water, HolyWoofMC, parents, patron saint, Priest, Request, Ridiculous, Saint Francis of Assisi

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crops Grown:	7199
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9110	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	4697	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!