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Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6790
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ores Mined:	7635	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9412
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!