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XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Emeralds Found:	6756	Astral Projections Made:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

baby, Birth Rates, Boomers, children, Conspiracy, control, demographics, Ethics, experimentation, fertility, Future, Government, Manipulation, Minecraft, mobs, morality, Players, population control, procreate, Propaganda, Public, Reproduction, Server, social engineering, society, Spawn, underage

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

armpit hair, Beard, Body, body hair, body image, chest hair, distribution, Grooming, hair, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy back hair, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy shoulders, leg hair, norwoodinmg, Palace, pixelated, point, Pube, self-conscious, spider-like hair, subhuman

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	1434
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Crops Grown:	6758	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, blocky, Boogaloo, chilling, Conspiracy, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Gripping, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, murder, Mystery, No. 265569299, page-turner, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

Animals, art, artists, cat lovers, Community, creativity, cute, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Edition, Feline, funny, funny cat, humor, illustration, LOLcat, Online Community, Purrrcraft, social media, Thread

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	881064
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Edición del old ass dumb whisperer, el anciano cautivapendejos, fiesta, Hilo Mexicano, madness, mex, MexiHilo, Minecrafto

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

#youtube, appreciation, Awesome, Cool, discussion, EN streamers, Epic, EweTube, Friends, friendshaped, JP streamers, Lisa, Meru, Minecraft, mostly JP, Server, Sheep, sheep vtubers, Sheeptastic, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, Thread, Tsunderia Extended, twitch, Ultimate, Vtuber

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Buildings Constructed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Animals Bred:	134
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!

ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, building, concentration, Diagnosis, distractions, Focus, medication, mental health, motivation, online psychiatrist, Prescription, psychiatrist, self-care, starting work, stimulant, success stories, Support, Therapy, Tips, Treatment, Vyvanse

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!

Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!