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Dick Chud’s Hardcore Minecraft Adventures

funny name, HAHAHAHAHAH, insensitive comments, do Indians really, offensive comments

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience, where the name is unironically Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY?????????????????

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by a tribe of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! – The land is filled with hidden treasure chests that contain rare items like enchanted armor, golden apples, and even a talking parrot named Steve who gives out helpful tips. – Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on flying pigs armed with laser cannons. It’s a sight to behold! – The server owner is a wizard who can turn any block into a delicious cake with a flick of his wand. Who needs diamonds when you have cake? – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon. It’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY????????????????? and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

blocks, plastic particles, Toxins, Plastic, Environmental

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

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ConniskoSMP

PvE, Vanilla, Economy, PvP, multiplayer

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

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Gemstone

Vanilla, bedrock, Cross-Play, Players, Performant

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

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Nomisma

resetting world, semi anarchy, java, chat games, PORT

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy	mcMMO skills & abilities
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

Exploitation, societal impact, harmful behavior, 1.20.2, controversial

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

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NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

work, Stingy, Minecraft, denmark, money lending

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

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CraftyFashionistaLOL

Communication, special occasions, Chanel lipstick, Expenses, family

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

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SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

self-empowerment, self reflection, self-validation, self improvement, Minecraft

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

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MineMotivation

determination, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, finding inspiration, MineMotivation, goal-setting

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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