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CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, remarkable, serendipity, strange, surreal, Uncanny, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Have you ever had a creeper explode right as you were about to mine some diamonds? Or maybe you stumbled upon a village full of villagers who all looked like Steve? Well, if you’re looking for more crazy coincidences and wacky adventures, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a hidden temple filled with llamas wearing top hats, or stumble upon a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to do the moonwalk. Our server is full of surprises and bizarre occurrences that will keep you on your toes and laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and see what kind of crazy coincidences you’ll encounter next! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Hamas, idf, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, north, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Upper Galilee, violence, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension Hops:	12

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AlJazeeraHamasExposed

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, Community, creativity, crossplay, dad, Economy, Enchantments, Features, frowned, gameplay, Griefing, Homes, jokes, lagoon, Leaderboards, Leveling, marketplace, PvP, Server, Skills, smp, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Server Details
Version	1.21, Available on Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

10 years ago, Absolute Best Animation, Archive, Bash, blocky, boogie, dogfight, explosion, Gifs, long tail tags, Minecraft, Old anime, Server, Share, Special effects, Subject, tags, Thread, webm, Webs, Wings of Honneamise

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2967	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang

Communication, Confidence, creepy, emotional intelligence, Gang, Global, glowup, International, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, personal development, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, SelfImprovementCraft, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Tips

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Do you want to avoid those creepy players who always seem to find you in-game? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. Our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dietary restrictions, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing behavior, language barrier, language misunderstanding, Minecraft, party etiquette, party guest etiquette, party manners, PartyPig, public humiliation, relationship dynamics, Server, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social interactions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Zombie Dances:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time my girlfriend insulted my coworker in a language she thought no one understood, only to be called out in front of everyone! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic builds, insane mods, and a community that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, don’t insult anyone in a language you think no one understands, because you never know who might actually speak it!

PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?

apartment, Behavior, Bond, compromise, confusion, consideration, dachshund, decision, dream dog, Edition, family, fear, girlfriend upset, love, opinion, pet, PupCraft, relationship, small dogs, Storm, Support, Training, WIBTA

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of dachshunds! 🐶🌭

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t appreciate the majesty of small dogs? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of playing alongside our virtual dachshund army. These tiny warriors will bark and jump their way into your heart, bringing chaos and cuteness wherever they go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of well-trained dachshunds, led by the legendary Teddy himself. Rumor has it that he still snuggles into beds during virtual storms, providing comfort and companionship to all who seek his wisdom.

So, why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and become part of the dachshund revolution? Don’t let anyone tell you that small dogs can’t be trained – our dachshunds will prove them wrong, one bark at a time.

Join now and unleash the power of the dachshunds! 🌭🐾 #DachshundDomination

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health practices, Mental health resources, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions!

FoodGrossOutCraft

contamination, Disgusting, Food, Food Safety, FoodGrossOutCraft, foreign object, gross, health hazard, hygiene, Nasty, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., Surprise, unappetizing, unexpected, unexpected discovery, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!