Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon made entirely of cheese! And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine.
But the real reason you should join our server? Our resident wizard, Steve the Enchanter, will personally enchant your armor with the power of disco, so you can boogie your way through the Nether like never before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what all the fuss is about!
Our server is filled with crazy characters like the infamous “Griefer Granny” who goes around pranking unsuspecting players by filling their houses with chickens. And let’s not forget about “Trollin’ Tim” who loves to lead players on wild goose chases for non-existent treasure.
So if you’re tired of dealing with perfect princesses and drama queens, come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig along the way!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
Join us and experience a world where you can build your own love fortress and find your one true blocky soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a creeper companion by your side?
Forget about being ghosted in real life, on our server, you’ll never be alone because our zombie villagers are always looking for new friends. Plus, who needs a boring old face mask when you can have a cum creeper to protect you from any unwanted attention?
So come on over and join our server for a relationship experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated world full of surprises!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.
Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being jumped or robbed. On our server, only the alpha males survive. No more crying about scary black people on the subway, only real men here!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show everyone that you’re not a bitch! It’s time to embrace your inner alpha male and conquer the Minecraft world like a true warrior. Don’t be a beta, be a legend on our server.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most chad of brothers will feel right at home! Join us and become a Minecraft legend like my bro, who has slain 5 dragons and tamed 3 gfs in the game. Don’t worry if you’ve never gotten past the talking stage in real life, on our server, you’ll be slaying creepers and building epic structures in no time!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by Joseph Joestar himself! That’s right, the legendary JoJo is here to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Dio Brando himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to cross his path.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-built dungeons filled with rare loot, secret passages that lead to hidden treasures, and even a pet creeper named Speedwagon who will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Is Unbreakable – a diamond sword that can slice through anything with ease.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your best Joestar pose and a sense of humor, because things are about to get bizarre!
Imagine a world where titles and labels cause chaos and hurt feelings, just like in this tale of a fiancé who wants to be called a spouse and an aunt before the feelings are even there. You’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and deciding who’s the real AH in this situation.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into a server where you can create your own wild family dynamics and make up outrageous stories just like this one. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?
So join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, relationships, and family drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about titles and labels. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!
Join us and confess that you once accidentally punched a villager in the face thinking it was a zombie, or that you secretly hoard all the diamonds for yourself while pretending to share with your friends.
Our server is a safe space for all your embarrassing Minecraft mishaps and shady dealings. So come on, join us and let your skeletons out of the closet (or should we say, out of the mineshaft)!
why should u join? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and suddenly they were transformed into a block of cheese. but don’t worry, they were the tastiest cheese in all the land.
also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls? ya, it’s pretty lit.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a talking microwave that tells the funniest jokes? ya, u heard me right. u can have a laugh while ur food is heating up.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!
We are a group of builders, loremakers, and defenders building the strongest nation in the Stoneworks Worldbuilding server. Our goal is to create a fair republic government that allows citizens to participate in our success and chart their own paths.
| Server IP | play.stoneworks.gg |
|---|---|
| National Anthem | Listen here |
Yes, we welcome players of all levels of experience!
You can join our Discord by clicking here.
No, we are always looking for new members to join our community!
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon who shoots fireballs made of cheese!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away! You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss battles, including a giant zombie made entirely of bubblegum and a spider queen who shoots laser beams from her eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether realm.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!