insane markups – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP
Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit
Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!
Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

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New Server IP
ZeeLordz Kingdom Factions PVP
Adventure, Allies, Bases, Community, Custom Plugins, Economy, enemies, Explore, Factions, Fun, Jobs, Leveling system, market, Mob levels, No map resets, PvP, PvP friendly, Quests, Resources, Roleplay, Survival, Toxicity
Welcome to ZeeLordz Kingdom, This is a Factions server with Unique Features! Create epic bases with your friends! Our ultimate goal is for you and your friends to have fun. Don’t be Toxic! Become the biggest Faction on our server and make allies! Or Enemies You choose. Custom plugins, PVP friendly, Economy, Jobs, Quests, Leveling system, Mob levels, No Map Resets! Come join Our Community today and start your adventure now! /spawn and go shopping for spare resources in the Market . The world is YOURS to explore!
zeelordzkingdom.join-mc.com

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New Server IP
Origin SMP: Season V
Age 13-16, Ages13to16, apply, Aternos, banned, Createmod, Customitems, Discord, Easyapply, Experience, Frames, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Furryfriendly, headphones, Ip:, java minecraft, Keyboard, Lgbtqfriendly, Lore, mic, Mods, Nospawngriefing, Nospawnkilling, Origin smp, Originsmod, Roleplay, rules, Safespace, Season V, Server, smp, Somepvp, Staff
Welcome to Origin SMP!
A friendly minecraft smp where everyone is welcome! However, there are a few requirements:account_boxDiscordmicMicsecurityages 13-16
headsetHeadphones
keyboardKeyboard
desktop_windowsA minimum of 15-40 possible frames (higher is allowed)
space_barJava minecraft (cracked accounts or hacked clients will be banned from ip)
gavelExperience with playing minecraft
Rules, mods, and how to apply on the discord!
OriginsReborn.aternos.me:38535

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New Server IP
Samsara.gg
Adventure, Biomes, Builder, building, Custom world, Customworld, discovery, diverse design, Exploration, Explorer, Immersive, landscape, Legacy, Minecraft, Northrend, Samsara, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, vibrant, World Painter, wow
Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape.
https://www.samsara.gg/
Samsara isn’t just a server name; it’s a legacy. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s hundreds of uniquely blended biomes ensure the world never feels monotonous. Each zone tells its own story.
Join us at Samsara.gg to embark on an adventure where every corner holds a new discovery. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a curious explorer, Samsara promises a world unlike any other.
Join the whitelist automatically on our discord!http://discord.gg/kfQEbYutbf
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play.samsara.gg

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New Server IP
MinecraftMayhemServer
#gamer, Communication, Cooperative, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, hear a kid on the mic, Horror, Left 4 Dead, meme, MinecraftMayhemServer, multiplayer, online gaming, Playing, prepare my boobies spray, Shooter, Survival, teamwork, video games, zombie
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a zombie-infested jungle! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon – BOOBIES SPRAY! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombies while protecting your precious boobies. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

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New Server IP
DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!
#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity
Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?
Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

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New Server IP
Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server
Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime
If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

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New Server IP
MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!
Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.
Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

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New Server IP
CraftyHarem Minecraft Server
Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!
Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.
Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

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New Server IP
ChunkyCraft
Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!
So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

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New Server IP
Beer & Blocks
Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy
Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

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