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BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, funny, homosexual tendencies, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, memes, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, online presence, online tracking, r9k, robocraft, ROBOT, robot behavior, robotic behavior, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

Anime, Character development, creative decisions, cultural norms, Diversity, fertility, fictional characters, Gender Roles, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Motherhood, narrative choices, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Pregnant Women, rare, representation, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, storytelling, taboo, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

Author, Author’s Mouthpiece, chatterbox, Crafty, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouthpiece, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, anime girls you literally can’t stop fapping to, can’t stop, can’t stop fapping, Fapping, Girls, LITERALLY, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, STOP, stop fapping, tags

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	880624

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you will find anime girls that will make you question your sanity! These girls are so irresistible, you won’t be able to stop fapping to them – trust us, we’ve tried. But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to fight off evil mobs with magical powers, build insane structures that defy gravity, and participate in epic PvP battles where the stakes are higher than your diamond sword collection. So come join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with anime girls and Minecraft madness!

mc.noonx.ru – We have finally opened. Come to the Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, bugs, Chinese, Community, Cozy, donation, FIX, free of charge, japanese, mc.noonx.ru, Minecraft, Minimalist, NoonX, Open, Server, Style, unique mechanics, Vanilla, young

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

NoonX is a cozy anarchy in a minimalist Chinese/Japanese style, with some unique mechanics, a good anti-cheat and a great community. And all this with notes of good old vanilla. On NoonX servers, donation does not matter, and you can also get it completely free of charge! Our server is still young, so there may be many bugs, but we try to quickly detect and fix them.

mc.noonx.ru

Nostalgia Trip Minecraft Server

$9 per thousand words, building, Commissions, Discord, dropping pretenses, Duo, email, Investigating, Minecraft, Mystery Inc, Nostalgia, old times, Paypal, Reminiscing, Robocod, run down, Server, trip, uncommon, worked up

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and outrageous investigations!

Picture this: a ragtag group of Minecraft players, reminiscing about old times and getting all worked up over a run-down building they’re investigating. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover as they delve deeper into the unknown?

But that’s not all! We also offer commissions for writing, because why not? $9 per thousand words, because we believe in fair compensation for your creativity. Just leave your email or discord if you’re interested. PayPal only, because we like to keep things fancy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just become the next member of our very own Mystery Inc duo!

Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun

adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, adult industry, big white cock, bwc, coom, erotic services, exotic women, fetish, Fun, interracial, intimate encounters, Minecraft, orgasmic pleasure, paid companionship, paid encounters, paid services, sensual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, smp, Stroke, taboo desires, taboo relationships

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring vanilla servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on this server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire because you thought lava was a good interior design choice. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry that will stop at nothing to protect their leader. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you be pecked to death by his feathered minions?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, Community, Connection, Country, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, experiences, Global, Identity, International, Minecraft, perspective, relatability, relatable, Server, Similarities, society, Traditions, Understanding, worldviews

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.

4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).

””Come Home”” Minecraft SMP

come back, Come home, come home soon, emotional, Heartfelt, home, Homesick, Hope, longing, longing for home, love, Minecraft, missing presence, missing someone, missing you, mumei, Nostalgia, RETURN, reunion, sentimental, smp, Waiting, yearning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Animals Bred:	57
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us on our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of llamas and pandas. Mumei, we’re waiting for you to come home and join the fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, Ike_Eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, Luca_Kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, MillieParfait, Minecraft, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, PALS, Petra_Gurin, petragurin, PIXEL, ReimuEndou, RenZott0, Rosemi_Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, Shu_Yamino, sonny_brisko, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, Tyrant_Vanta, uki_violeta, Ver_Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, Vox_Akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu!

We’ve got more drama than a creeper blowing up your house, with factions like OBSYDIA and Ethyria battling it out for dominance. Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino’s epic build battles that will leave you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Noctyx brings the party with Sonny Brisko and Alban Knox, while ILUNA is the place to be for MariaMari0nette’s wild adventures. And don’t even get us started on XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran will have you laughing until you cry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky discordfags and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a horde of zombies!