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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7905 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
Animals Bred: | 81 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.