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“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	4802
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4706
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	60	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Potions Brewed:	194	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2284	Dragon Eggs Found:	9762
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

emergency, EvacuateMiltonMC, evacuation, evacuation plan, evacuation process, Florida, Florida residents, Florida weather., hurricane evacuation, Hurricane Milton, hurricane preparedness, hurricane response, hurricane season, hurricane updates, natural disaster, Preparation, Safety, Shelter, Situation, smp, Storm, weather

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5040	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Star Shards Collected:	67
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Towns Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8907
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5975	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	2471
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	211
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

adult games, arousal, BeatOff, blocky, digital stimulation, explicit content, fantasy games, flash games, Gaming, guilty pleasure, immersive experiences, interactive games, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty games, Online Games, personal satisfaction, private enjoyment, screen time, Server, sexual content, solo play, taboo activities, virtual reality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

books, character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Gang, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, movies, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site drama, smp, third party chat client, Tierlists, trilogy, video games, webchat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!