Pastlands SMP: Join the Fun!

smp, active Discord engagement, Innovative Engineering Challenges, Pastlands, Custom Village Mechanics

The Pastlands SMP

Hey adventurers! Looking for a fun, active, modded SMP? The Pastlands is the spot for you!

With over 300 active pals, this place has been growing for over 3 years! Whether you like to build, explore, or chill, there’s a spot for you.

Key Features

✅ Custom modpack on CurseForge — easy to grab!
✅ Create 6.0 + addons — build huge factories and cool machines.
🏰 MineColonies — start your own village and lead your crew!
🌍 Stunning world — new biomes to check out.
🎙️ In-game voice chat — talk to others near you, no need for Discord.
🤖 Fresh updates every two weeks — new mods based on what you want!
💬 Active Discord — events, help, and fun chats.
⚡ Fast server — smooth play, no lag.
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Always players online — you’ll never be alone.

Why Join Us?

✨ Community first — we listen and shape the server with your ideas.
⚔️ Chill or go big — all play styles welcome.
🌱 Great for solo players, friends, and streamers.
🎉 Fun, creativity, and making cool memories together.

Ready to Start?

Modpack: Grab it here!

Discord: Join us! Click here!

Jump in and be part of Season 5 — there’s always fun going on!

Shadow Profile EU: Create Fun!

dynamic player interactions, collaborative building projects, Low-Latency Europe, Experience Minecraft Evolution, Fun

🌑 Shadow Profile [Modded]

🛠️ IP: minecraft.shadowprofile.pt

📦 Modpack: Sombra on CurseForge

🧱 Minecraft Version: 1.21.1 (NeoForge)

🔧 Main Mod: Create

🌍 Region: Europe (low-latency for EU players)

💬 Discord: Join Here

⚙️ What’s Inside?

🔹 Create Mod Focused – Build cool machines, trains, and factories.
🔹 Custom Modpack – Smooth play with less lag.
🔹 Land Claiming – Keep your builds safe and work with pals.
🔹 Survival Multiplayer – Join a fresh world with other players.
🔹 New Server – Start fresh and help grow the world!

🧭 How to Join

Download the CurseForge Launcher → Get it here
Search for the Sombra modpack → Find it here
Launch and connect: minecraft.shadowprofile.pt
Optional: Join the fun on Discord

👋 Whether you love machines or just want to build, Shadow Profile Minecraft is for you!

Cosmic Nexus Realm 1.20.1

Realm, Shisui Michiru, Jelly Hoshiumi, Fuura Yuri, Utatane Nasa

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in blocky land. We got characters that are straight up outta an anime, like seriously, they’re more animated than my last date. Join us for the chaos and the fun, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got streams, archives, and Twitter drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s mine and craft our way to insanity together!

KickedOutCraft Minecraft Server

forgiveness, house rules, teenage drama, misunderstanding, reputation damage

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time I got kicked out of my house for accidentally chipping a bowl (which could have totally been fixed with some superglue, by the way). Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re falling off a stool just trying to reach for some wheat biscuits!

Experience the thrill of being locked out of your virtual house and having to find shelter at a friend’s Minecraft mansion. And don’t worry, our server is so epic that even if your friend’s mom calls your virtual mom to come pick you up, you’ll still have a blast!

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about that time you got in trouble for a tiny chip in a bowl. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

WorkCraft: Ignoring the Wife

work mode, WorkCraft, misunderstanding, comfort, ignoring

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

Join our server for the chance to encounter mysterious flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground village run by mischievous villagers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this rare creature and strike it rich?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FlirtyCraft SMP

social dynamics, attractive people, FANTASY, DATING, surreal experience

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but this Minecraft SMP is like a dream come true! Like, seriously, when you join, all the mobs are super friendly and start giving you diamonds and enchanted gear. And get this, every time you mine a block, it turns into a block of cheese! I know, right? It’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP battles are insane, like you can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs from your hands. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with rainbow powers. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and chaos.

So, if you want to experience a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a talking chicken or a secret underground disco party. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

Diplomacy, Politics, influence, leadership, world affairs

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

Misinformation, Feb.24, Propaganda, international relations, eastern europe

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

global trade, trade war, economic impact, united states, foreign policy

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

pharmaceuticals, addiction risk, drug safety, mental health, healthcare analysis

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN