EyeRollCraft

groan-inducing words, tiresome cliches, grating words, exasperating words, EyeRollCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you roll your eyes faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate eye-roller! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your eyes rolled so hard, they’ll be stuck in the back of your head forever!

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BlockyBritsHKCourtResign

British judges, Legal System, foreign interference, judicial ethics, top court

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is, like, so lit you won’t even believe it, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

if you join our server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs and saving the day. plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and impress all your friends.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of talking animals who give out quests and rewards? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

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Dollar Bill Bookmark Craft

frugal, Thrift, paper money, dollar bill, expensive

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you high fives instead of exploding in your face. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava, just jello).

our moderators are unicorns who grant wishes and our admins are wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

so come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky rules but who cares about those). trust me, a dollar bill as a bookmark ain’t got nothing on the adventures waiting for you here.

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BeeCraft: LungCancerSniffers

medical breakthrough, biology, honeybees, lung cancer, oncology

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re greeted by a swarm of honeybees who can detect lung cancer! like, what even, right? but wait, it gets crazier. these bees can also tell the difference between different types of lung cancer cells just by sniffing them. like, talk about some next level bee intelligence, amirite? so, if you wanna be part of a server where bees are the real MVPs and can save lives with their sniffing skills, then you gotta join this server. plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with some super smart bees while building epic structures and battling mobs? it’s a no-brainer, really. come join the fun and bee amazed at what these little buzzers can do!

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Blue Moon SMP II – Where Even the Pixels Have a Moonwalking Problem

teamwork, Minecraft, Moon, Community, creativity

Blue Moon SMP II Server Overview

Server Name	Blue Moon SMP II
Server Type	Java Edition Minecraft SMP
Server Members	15
Server Availability	24/7

Expectations for Server Participation

Adherence to Rules and Use of Common Sense
Community Spirit, Amicability, and Acceptance
Creativity and Consistent Engagement

To apply to join the server, please fill out the application form.

If you have any questions, please reach out to Ze on Discord: 0ze0

Please note: All applicants must be 17 years of age or older.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I am under 17?	Unfortunately, all applicants must be 17 years of age or older to join.
What are the server rules?	The server emphasizes teamwork, responsibility, creativity, and community spirit. Specific rules will be provided upon acceptance to the server.
How often do I need to be online?	There are no specific online time requirements, but regular engagement and commitment to the community are encouraged.
What kind of activities can I expect on the server?	The server encourages the development of community areas, such as markets, games, and themed areas. Creativity and engagement are key aspects of participation.

PrintCraft Minecraft Server

market manipulation, currency devaluation, quantitative easing, economic policy, Financial Stability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a political rollercoaster on steroids!

Join us and witness the chaos as the US government starts printing money at lightning speed in Minecraft. Watch as players scramble to build the biggest and most extravagant structures with their newfound wealth, only to have it all come crashing down in a hilarious economic collapse.

But that’s not all! Our server also features epic battles between factions vying for control of the virtual world. Will you join the alliance of the Pigmen, or will you fight alongside the Endermen in their quest for dominance? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously wacky shenanigans along the way.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

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VtuberMania Minecraft Server

Community, Fandom, Entertainment, Server, virtual youtuber

Are you a fan of vtubers? Do you spend hours watching them play games and interact with their virtual avatars? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate vtuber fan paradise! Build your own virtual avatar in Minecraft and show off your love for your favorite vtubers in the most epic way possible. Want to challenge Kizuna AI to a build battle? Go for it! Feel like exploring the virtual world with Gawr Gura? She’s just a teleport away!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive vtuber mobs. Hunt down the legendary Pekora Rabbit or try to tame the wild Korone Dog. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Coco Dragon soaring through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today and dive into a world where vtuber fans rule supreme! Who knows, you might even become best friends with your favorite virtual idol. It’s a vtuber fan’s dream come true!

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RudeCraft Minecraft Server

open communication, RudeCraft, stress, baby, Complications

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle! Our server is a safe haven from nosy friends who can’t seem to mind their own business. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a baby-sized house, you’ll have good luck for the rest of your Minecraft adventures! So leave the real-life stress behind and join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual best friend who won’t interrogate you about your baby’s size!

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DivorceCraft – No Support for Sis

relationships, Loss, Sis, family, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my sister’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists just like my sister’s relationship!

Just like my sister thought she could fix her marriage, you can try to fix all the problems in our server! Will you win over the kids who hide their mom’s cookbook like a hidden treasure? Will you be able to handle the family drama and traditions that rival those of a soap opera? Only time will tell!

But beware, just like my sister’s marriage ended in chaos, your time on this server may end in unexpected ways. Will you choose your virtual family over your real one like my sister’s husband did? Will you be able to handle the pressure and drama like a true Minecraft pro?

Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions and challenges just like my sister did. And remember, in this server, you may have to choose between loyalty and betrayal, just like my sister’s husband did. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft drama? Join now and find out!

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DineWithDeadMCServer

influential, historical figure inspiration, historical figure wisdom, Conversation, historical figure learning

Join our Minecraft server and you could have dinner with historical figures every night! Imagine sitting down to feast with Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and even Albert Einstein. Our server has a time-traveling feature that allows you to interact with the greatest minds in history while building epic structures and battling dragons. So come on over and dine with the legends – just watch out for Napoleon, he tends to hog all the breadsticks.

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Innerspeaker

Blue Moon SMP II Server Overview

Expectations for Server Participation

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