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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1817 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 612 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1533 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 9658 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.