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Celeste’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchantments Applied:	279	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are there any other games like Celeste? Well, have you ever heard of our Minecraft SMP server? It’s like Celeste, but instead of climbing a mountain, you’re building your own epic base on top of a floating island in the sky! And instead of battling evil spirits, you’re battling creepers and zombies who are trying to steal your diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it they can build a functioning roller coaster in under 10 minutes and have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere on the map.

So if you’re looking for a gaming experience that’s just as challenging and rewarding as Celeste, but with a whole lot more explosions and shenanigans, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP server! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in the making.

Pixel Outrage Minecraft Server

4th wall, Blizzard, boomer wine country, character creation, cinematic action adventure, CIRI, culture war, Cyberpunk, fake outrage, forced outrage, geralt, Minecraft, nonsense, nuCDPR, Outrage, PIXEL, Protagonist, Retirement, rockstar, RPG, Server, slavjank developer, unreal engine, witcher, witcher 3

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchantments Applied:	235
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience of your life! We promise to deliver more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their virtual life.

Imagine a world where Ciri from The Witcher series is not just a character, but the ultimate protagonist. That’s right, forget Geralt, Ciri is here to slay dragons, build castles, and conquer the virtual realm like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests, hidden treasures, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that will make Game of Thrones look like a tea party.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to be amazed, entertained, and utterly obsessed with the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP

achievement, achiever, Adversity, bloodsuckers, Corruption, Country, Economy, EU, Government, leeches, Minecraft, nationalism, PARASITE, patriotism, Proud, resilience, robbed, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, standard of life, Struggle, threatened, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Redpill Resistance Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, closed-mindedness, Conspiracy Theory, Demon, denial, disbelief, discrimination, extremism, ignorance, intolerance, Kike, mentally handicapped, Minecraft, narrow-mindedness, prejudice, racism, redpill, redpills, resistance, Server, skepticism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a normie? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the woke gamers out there!

Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Our mountains of redpills will open your third eye and reveal the truth about everything. And if you don’t believe us, well, you must either be mentally handicapped or a kike/demon. It’s the only logical explanation, right?

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of enlightenment and conspiracy theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate truth behind Herobrine and the Illuminati’s involvement in Minecraft. Don’t be a normie, join us now!

””/dlg/ – Crafty Deadlock SMP”’

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	2351	Emeralds Found:	9398
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are as insane as they come.

Want to join? Just post your Steam profile and ask – but be prepared to accept a friend request because we don’t accept anyone who’s too “autistic” (whatever that means).

To git gud, make sure you do the tutorial and get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode. Explore public item builds and play bot matches to hone your skills.

But that’s not all – we have an unofficial wiki that’s as wild as the server itself, and a new player guide that will have you laughing out loud. And don’t forget our advanced movement guide, because you never know when you’ll need to do some crazy parkour in the middle of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBots – Minecraft Server

Agnai, AI Chatbot, API, Botmaking, Bots, card v3, Char-archive, Characterhub, claude, CraftyBots, Development, Events, Frontends, Gemini, Gemini 2.0, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], Lore, meta logs, Minecraft, model sizes, models, News, party in the anchorhold, Realm, RisuAI, Server, services assessment, SillyTavern

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ores Mined:	3460	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots that are more advanced than a redstone contraption on steroids!

Join us for the latest news on Gemini 2.0 Flash – now with “more model sizes” because bigger is always better, right? And don’t forget about Gemini-exp-1206, available via API for all your bot-building needs.

But that’s not all! Our frontends are as quirky as a villager with a bad trade deal – from SillyTavern to RisuAI to Agnai, we’ve got it all. And our bots? They’re so smart, they could outsmart a witch in a potion-making contest.

With models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini, you’ll have more tools at your disposal than a player with a full inventory. And if you’re into botmaking, we’ve got resources and events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation mishap.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you in the world of AI chatbots and Minecraft madness!

2025 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more elusive than a decent 32 inch OLED TV in 2025 is finding a player who can resist our server’s charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a hidden treasure worth more than all the diamonds in the game combined. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft mobs that are rumored to drop enchanted gear with stats so OP, they’ll make the Ender Dragon cry. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	300
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Exam Prep Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of studying for exams and need a break? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to procrastinate! Join us and escape the stress of schoolwork by building epic structures, battling mobs, and making new friends who also should be studying but are too busy mining diamonds. Who needs good grades when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? So come join our server and let’s all fail together in the most epic way possible!

Secretly Samefagging Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Just be prepared for a wild and bumpy ride!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly explodes for no reason!

– We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. Just be careful not to get scammed by the shady villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!