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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1625 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
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