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SplatoonCraft SMP – Inked and Linked
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of a server where the players are all secretly ninja warriors from Japan. Rumor has it that the reason this series got so massive in Japan is because the players have to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments using only their ninja skills and diamond swords. Plus, there’s a secret hot spring hidden somewhere on the map where players can relax and strategize their next move while soaking in the healing waters. So if you want to test your ninja skills and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft, join us now! -
TattooedTatas Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil chickens!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or dignity that may occur while playing on our server)
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SquidInk Minecraft Server
Ahoy there, landlubbers and ink-squirters! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas! Join us on our server, where you can unleash your inner squid girl and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!
But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!
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InkCrafted – No Ink, No Link!
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.
so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?
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TattooedCraft
yo, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns we got creepers and instead of rainbows we got lava pits. but dont worry, u gonna have a blast!imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!
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HawkCraft: Inked & Proud
if u want to be part of the coolest gang in minecraft, join our server! we got players with hawk tuah tattoos all over their bodies, even on their butt cheeks! why would u want to miss out on that kind of commitment? plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u know u wanna see that in action! come join us and be part of the most epic adventures in minecraft history. also, we have a special potion that turns u into a unicorn for 24 hours. who wouldn’t want to prance around as a majestic unicorn in a blocky world? join now and experience the insanity for yourself! -
Ink & Pixels: The New Rebellion
LOL come join our minecraft server, where the only rebellion is having a skin without tattoos or piercings! we’re so mainstream that being basic is the new cool.we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.
our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the party and be the ultimate rebel by being basic!
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PenCraft: Digging for Ink
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server like no other? Well, come on down to our server where we have millions of old pens buried in the earth! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the pens want in on the action!Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the ancient secrets of the pens. Maybe they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures or maybe they’re just really good at writing. Who knows? The only way to find out is to join our server and start digging!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs with laser eyes! Imagine the epic battles you can have with these majestic creatures as you fight for dominance in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the pen master or the pig whisperer of the century! Let the adventure begin!