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RegretfulRemakesMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Disappointment, do-over, film industry, Flop, Hollywood, letdown, made, movie remake, Never, Nostalgia, original, Reboot, redo, regret, RegretfulRemakesMC, Revamp, smp, Unnecessary, Unoriginal, wish

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Villages Defended:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where we have recreated every single movie remake ever made in block form! From the disastrous Ghostbusters remake to the cringe-worthy Lion King remake, we’ve got it all! Join us for a hilarious journey through the world of blocky movie remakes and see if you can survive the insanity! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden block in the server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all movie remakes are actually good! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DailyBlockFun

consistent behavior, daily activities, daily commitment, daily consistency, daily devotion, daily discipline, daily grind, daily habits, daily persistence, daily practice, daily regimen, daily ritual, daily routine, daily schedule, daily tasks, daily tradition, DailyBlockFun, everyday life, habits

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens every time you log on! Forget boring old routines, on our server you’ll never know what wacky adventure awaits you next. From riding pigs into battle against evil villagers to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCIAAgent Minecraft Server

#covert operations, abuse of power, Abused, CIA scandal, CraftyCIAAgent, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, drugged, Exploitation, Former CIA officer, global scandal, government corruption, human rights violation, illegal activities, international crimes, justice for victims, Manipulation, Minecraft, misconduct, multiple countries, Server, sexual abuse, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where former CIA officer turned minecraft pro is building a secret spy base to take over the world! he’s got a secret underground lab where he experiments on unsuspecting players, turning them into mutant creatures with super powers! join now to be a part of his evil plan to dominate the minecraft universe and become a powerful minion in his army of chaos! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! don’t miss out on the fun and madness, join now!

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8995
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	90
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1017	Astral Projections Made:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Votes:	569
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!