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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2596 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7186 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”