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  • DiaperDutyDenied

    DiaperDutyDenied
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 6293
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Emeralds Found: 9839
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

    So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

    NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9752
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NotCheatingButCrafting

    NotCheatingButCrafting
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1318
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CloudySoulzMC

    CloudySoulzMC
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7744
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

    Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

    LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3323
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

    our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

    forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

    Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2403
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 586810 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    CanopyMC Server

    About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
    What We Offer
    • Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary
    • Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel
    • Dynamic Map – View builds in real time
    • New Hats – Custom hats for players
    • Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements
    • Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone
    • Community Builds – Collaborative projects

    Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

    Information:

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is the server modded?

    A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

    Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

    A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

    Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

    A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

    SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7423
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 133
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

    ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1595
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 3551
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Towns Built: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 400 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowerCraft26

    ShowerCraft26
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 906
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

    Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RussianRaidersCraft

    RussianRaidersCraft
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 2972
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1919
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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