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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6698 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 937 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.