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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3423 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Animals Bred: | 112 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!