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HornyJailCraft

detention, detention center, funny, guilty pleasure, horny, horny jail, HornyJailCraft, humor, incarceration, internet culture, meme, Meme culture, Naughty, Online Community, Prison, punishment, relatable, sexual frustration, social media, viral

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Dragons Tamed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!

Giltory Junior High School

active members, Bosses, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Giltory Junior High School, Minecraft, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Vanilla Minecraft style

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Votes:	8786	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Giltorys Viewer SMP with many streamers and active members! This SMP contains Custom Items, Bosses, and features while keeping the Vanilla Minecraft style!

giltory.com

CraftyRacismMC Server

CONSERVATIVE, CraftyRacismMC, Cunt, decision, Dirt, false accusation, husband, investigation, Karma, liberal, MARRIED, masters student, Meeting, Professor, racism, research assistant, rest in peace, Server, student affairs, Support

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Votes:	4896	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like this insane tale. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time.

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and scandal just like the story of the falsely accused student and the liberal professor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe you’ll uncover a secret marriage, or maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about ethics and morality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some karma coming your way (in a good way, of course). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one outrageous story at a time!

ContinentalCraft Minecraft Server

collaborative efforts, ContinentalCraft, cross-border collaborations, cross-continental partnerships, cross-continental projects, cross-cultural projects, diverse collaborations, diverse projects, global collaborations, global partnerships, global projects, global teamwork, intercontinental collaborations, international collaborations, international connections, international partnerships, Minecraft, multi-cultural collaborations, multi-national collaborations, Server, three continents, worldwide networking

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Mines Excavated:	3145
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s got players from THREE different continents! That’s right, we’ve got players from Antarctica, Atlantis, and even the Moon! And get this, we’ve already done FOUR collabs in just ONE week. That’s more collabs than a pack of wild llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got friends like these?

Momma’s Fave No More!

childhood trauma, Chores, Communication Issues, conservative country, coping mechanisms, cultural expectations, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, fave, favoritism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, generational trauma, household responsibilities, mental health, mommas, Parenting styles, sibling dynamics, silent treatment, Therapy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero chores assigned based on gender stereotypes!

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is expected to do more work just because of their gender. Say goodbye to the days of being told washing dishes is a “women’s job” – here, everyone pitches in equally!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to enforce outdated gender roles, they get automatically banned and sent to a virtual therapy session. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated with respect and equality, one block at a time!

SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild

#classified information, british navy, court martial, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, intelligence officer, Marcus Gauntlett, MarcusSpyGoneWild, Military Espionage, Military Secrets, national security, Naval Intelligence, nuclear submarine, royal navy, Sailor, security breach, Submarine Crew, Submarine Espionage, SubmarineCraft, top secret

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us!

BandagedEarCraft

awkward, Bandage, BandagedEarCraft, bandaid, condition, discomfort, Doctor, Ear, EMBARRASSMENT, healing, health, Hospital, Illness, injury, Medical, medical reasons, patient, Recovery, self-conscious, Treatment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6472
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bandages for your EARS! you heard that right, we cater to all your medical needs, even if it means wearing a bandage on your ear! imagine the possibilities, you can roleplay as a doctor treating all the injured ears in our virtual world. we even have a special quest where you have to collect rare bandages from the ear-shaped dungeon. it’s a wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on over and join the fun, because who knows when you might need a bandage for your ear in real life!

MuscleJuiceCraft

Alternative Cancer Therapy, Biomarkers, Cancer Fighting Innovations, Cancer Fighting Techniques, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Future of Cancer Treatment, health science, innovative medicine, Medical research, Muscle Proteins, Muscle Secretions, Muscle Secretions Research, Muscle Secretions Therapy, Muscle Secretions Treatment, MuscleJuiceCraft, non-invasive, Non-Invasive Cancer Care, Non-Invasive Cancer Therapy, Non-Toxic Treatment, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1694	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so like, this server is like a magical place where you can like, harness the power of muscles to fight cancer. like, imagine punching cancer cells with muscles, how cool is that? also, we have like, secretions that make you super strong and stuff. join now and become a cancer-fighting superhero in the world of Minecraft. plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

MBlocks

Bedwars, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Mob Farming, Mods, Parkour, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Villager Trading

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

» Skyblock » IRL Money Rewards » Custom Features » Active Staff

mblocks.net:26405

Postrend – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

1.12.2, Allowed, Anarchy, best, classic, Donations, Minecraft, Postrend, Private, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	163	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	3823

classic anarchy without donations, private and other garbage. everything is allowed! vanilla 1.12.2

version-1.12.2

d17.joinserver.xyz:25881