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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2037 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!
