inflated egos – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

3 Strikes You’re Crafted! Join our hilarious high traffic Minecraft server now!
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Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.
But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

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Panda Stem Cell Party
animal conservation, Biodiversity, breeding, Cell, cell differentiation, cell manipulation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, giant panda, Panda, Party, regenerative medicine, reproductive technology, researchers, scientists, skin cells, species preservation, species sustainability, STEM, stem cells, wildlife preservation, Wildlife research
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported into a world where giant pandas are like, the rulers. they’re everywhere, just chillin and eatin bamboo like there’s no tomorrow.
but get this, the scientists on this server have figured out how to turn giant panda skin cells into stem cells. stem cells, dude. you know, the ones that can become any kind of cell in the body? yeah, those ones.
now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, imagine being able to breed more giant pandas with these super special stem cells. you could have an army of giant pandas at your disposal, ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come your way.
so, if you’re into pandas, science, and all things epic, then you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to create the ultimate giant panda army and rule the server with bamboo in hand.

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CrypticBeds
Bedwars, cracked clients, CrypticBeds, Gamemodes, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, premium clients, PvP, Server, unique experience
CrypticBeds is a BedWars server where both premium and cracked clients can play and enjoy. This server offers a unique experience, with many new gamemodes coming soon.
crypticbeds.fun:40021

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Join SupernaLuna2.0 for a lunar-tic time on this Semi-Vanilla server running Java 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Season	Season 2
Launch Date	07/06/24
IP Address	Play.Supernaluna.Com

Greetings from the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for new players to embark on epic journeys with us. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an avid explorer, or just like to hang out, our server has something for everyone.

Visit Discord: https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps for various community things
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
Consensual PvP
No x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server!
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please refer to the Important Rules section above for our server rules.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We have various plugins including McMMO, Economy, Jobs, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord server.
Can I contact someone for help?	You can contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord for any questions or assistance.

Honorary Med Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become an honorary /med/ member of the Black Sea countries! Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #2896
#union raid, Android, cd keys, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, jinx player, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Minecraft, miranda thief of justice, Modernia, new players, Nikke Codes, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, quency escape queen, red hood poll costume, Rewards, rouge, smp, Special Recruit, tove baseball fan, Upcoming Events, update
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and outrageous costumes.
Are you ready to face off against the JINX PLAYER and the NONSENSE RED in a battle for the ages? Or how about teaming up for the Union Raid and taking down enemies like never before?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Co-Op: Modernia event where you’ll navigate through a modern world filled with surprises. And don’t miss out on the upcoming Phantom Thief VS Detective showdown – the drama is real, folks!
Join now and recruit characters like Rouge and Quency: Escape Queen to your team. And keep an eye out for special recruits like Phantom, who will bring even more chaos to the SMP.
Need a new look? Check out our Costume Passes, including Leona’s Zoo Keeper outfit and Miranda’s Thief of Justice ensemble. And don’t forget to login for Tove’s Baseball Fan costume – because who doesn’t want to look stylish while playing Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.

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New Server IP
NoKidsAllowedWedding
adult-focused celebration, child-free wedding, childcare challenges, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, NoKidsAllowedWedding, sibling conflict, Wedding celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding day boundaries, wedding day decisions, wedding day preferences, wedding day priorities, wedding etiquette, wedding guest accommodations, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a child-free experience just like this wedding! We understand the struggle of dealing with kids running around and causing chaos, so we’ve created a server where only adults are allowed. No more worrying about toddler meltdowns or crying kids during important moments.
Join us for a relaxed, adult-focused atmosphere where you can build, mine, and explore without any interruptions from little ones. Plus, if anyone threatens not to come because they can’t bring their kids, we’ll just ban them from the server – problem solved!
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing the rules, stick to what you want and enjoy a child-free Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, join us and let’s tear the virtual family apart together!

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SurvivingCoIn2021 – Minecraft SMP
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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most epic survival adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
PieCraftFunLand
Apple Pie, banana cream pie, blackberry pie, blueberry pie, cherry pie, chocolate pie, coconut cream pie, comfort food, favorite dessert, favorite pie, homemade pie, key lime pie, lemon meringue pie, mixed berry pie, peach pie, pecan pie, PieCraftFunLand, pumpkin pie, raspberry pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, sweet treats
Do you like pie? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole world made out of pie! That’s right, you can mine through layers of cherry, apple, and even pumpkin pie to find hidden treasures and delicious surprises. Plus, our pie-themed mobs are a hoot – watch out for the Creeper Pie, who explodes into a shower of whipped cream and sprinkles! So come join us and satisfy your sweet tooth while you mine, build, and explore in the most delicious Minecraft server around!

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New Server IP
DonbasCowboyCraft
Conflict, death, Donbas Cowboy, DonbasCowboyCraft, eastern europe, foreign correspondent, international relations, investigative journalism, Journalism, Killed, Media, Military Action, Moscow, Politics, Propaganda, Propagandist, russia, Russian troops, Ukraine, US, War
Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the admins are like Russian troops taking out US propagandists? It’s wild, man! They call themselves the ‘Donbas Cowboys’ and they don’t mess around. If you wanna join a server that’s got some serious action and drama, this is the place to be. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by Russian troops? It’s like a whole new level of intensity, bro. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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New Server IP
Tumor Busters: Vortioxetine Edition
antidepressant, brain cancer, Busters, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell biology, cell-culture dish, drug discovery, drug effectiveness, Edition, Glioblastoma, health science, inexpensive, innovative therapy, market, medical breakthrough, Medical research, pharmaceuticals, researchers, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, tumour cells, Vortioxetine
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also wanna cure cancer at the same time? well, this server is like that! join us and help us cure cancer with vortioxetine, the magical antidepressant that kills tumour cells in glioblastoma! we’re like doctors but in minecraft, saving lives one block at a time! come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one pixel at a time! #minecraftcurescancer #savingliveswithblocks #joinusnow

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