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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1690
Farms Harvested:	978	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3950	Buildings Constructed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Animals Bred:	171	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	105	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Animals Bred:	186	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud