infinite growth – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

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CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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The Strongman King Killer Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FUMING, America, controversy, current events, FEMINISTS, fuming, Killer, King, King Killer, leadership, Minecraft, News, Politics, power, president, RAGE, Server, SIGHT TO BEHOLD, social media, strikes again, Strongman, THE STRONGMAN, trump, warrior, winning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, feminists are fuming with rage! That’s right, we’ve got them shaking in their boots as we dominate the virtual world with the greatest president and warrior by our side. Join us and witness the chaos unfold as we continue to win, America! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the madness!

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Switch DS 3DS Minecraft SMP Emulator Expert

3DS, compatibility, ds, emulating, emulation, emulation software, Emulator, Expert, game development, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hardware, linux, Minecraft, open source, Performance, retro gaming, smp, software, Steam Deck, Switch, Technology, virtualization

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming wild creepers as your loyal pets.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us! We once had a player who accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake, and another player who built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

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Xero

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, protected builds, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mode

Survive, build, and explore a vast world with friends! Economy, events, PVP, and protected builds await!

subxero.ddns.net

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GrapeLand.ru I Survive in a place with friends! Minecraft server

1.1, 19132, Community, Competition, Creative, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, GrapeLand, Jobs, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, nl-mcpe.ru, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shop, Survival, Youtubers

Welcome to this page dear player. We represent one of the best server projects on MINECRAFT. At the moment, all our servers are running version 1.1. Every day, a couple of hundred people visit the servers and are delighted after the time spent. Most of them have already invited their friends and are playing after school.We will be glad to see you in our ranks because we always have fun! Frequent competitions, many YouTubers, a large number of different entertainment plugins.

IP: nl-mcpe.ru Port: standard (19132)Version: 1.1

grapeland.ru

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Red Sky Minecraft Server

Air, angel beats!, clannad, comedy, crystals, database, Download, Event, HBR, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Minecraft, mobile, PC, red, Server, SKY, SS banner, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! This server is so lit, it was created by the legendary Jun Maeda himself, the mastermind behind Angel Beats!, Clannad, and AIR.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Not only is it available on PC and mobile, but it also has the most mind-blowing trailers that will make you want to jump right in and start building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for hilarious updates and join our database/tier list to see where you rank among the best of the best. And don’t forget to roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic prizes!

Oh, and did I mention the current event? Sign up now and get free 1k crystals to kickstart your adventure. It’s like Christmas came early, but in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. This server is all about yuri, JRPG, and comedy, so get ready to laugh your way through the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Reminder To Some Minecraft SMP Retards: Palestinians Aren’t…

arent, coexistence, compassion, Conflict, discrimination, education, enemies, Hate Speech, Humanity, ignorance, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Peace, Politics, prejudice, reminder, retards, smp, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the only enemies you’ll find are creepers, not people! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!

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Volex

Adventure, alliances, armor, Battles, Cracked, Cross-Play, Empire, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Magic, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Rogue, RPG, Sandbox, Solo, Survival, Unique, weapons

Welcome to Volex, the ultimate cracked Lifesteal Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world where every battle counts. Fight for survival as you steal health from your enemies and grow stronger with every kill. Build your empire, form alliances, or go rogue in a ruthless PvP environment. Whether you’re a lone wolf or part of a powerful faction, only the strongest will thrive. Join us now and experience the excitement of lifesteal in a truly unique Minecraft world!

88.99.91.253:50020

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Nosy Neighbors Minecraft Server

addiction, coping mechanisms, drink, embarrassing secrets, Erotic Roleplay, grocery stores, leisure activities, mental health, Minecraft, neighbors, new hobbies, nosy, nosy roommates, ONLINE, online activities, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy concerns, pyrocynical level degeneracy, self-care, Server, social anxiety, stress relief, unsustainable, Walks

Are you tired of hiding your secret online erotic roleplay addiction from your nosy roommates? Are you looking for a new hobby that doesn’t involve browsing grocery stores or drinking yourself into a stupor? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can let your imagination run wild without fear of judgment. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Who needs erotic roleplay when you can have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join our server now and say goodbye to pyrocynical level degeneracy forever!

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/Minecraft SMP/ – /akg/ – Arknights General

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, Blue Poison, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, diamante, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, general, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, ines, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, smp, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Ulpianus, Valuable resources, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against 5 Defender Ashlock, who will defend you with the power of a thousand suns? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 5 Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer, who will strike you with lightning-fast jokes and puns.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where you can get your hands on the Icebreaker – THRM-EX skin. Because who doesn’t want to break the ice in style?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

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SunkenPvP

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP

SunkenPvP is a Cosmic Test server featuring unique Custom Enchants, Custom Masks.. Pets and much more! We currently offer a KitMap, Factions claiming/McMMO Boss fights the list goes on! Looking for staff you can apply in our discord server or message a staff member in game! Come and have some fun we are currently doing a trial release to build a playerbase.

145.239.4.191:2009

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