Join us and escape the drama of a female-dominated workplace like Starbucks corporate, where decisions can only be made if everyone agrees and nothing ever gets done. Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being ostracized by girl bosses and just want to build and explore in peace.
With only a faggot and a male team member on board, our server is a rare gem in a world where 65% of college students are women. So if you’re looking for a place where you can actually get things done without all the drama, join us now and experience a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be such a sanctuary from the chaos of the real world?
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience where logic is a mere suggestion and the laws of physics are merely a prank! The server you didnāt know you needed yet canāt escape from! Join now or youāll find yourself trapped in an endless void of regret while we feast on the pixels of your lost hopes!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Crafting of Non-Existent Items | Experience the thrill of crafting items that do not exist! Like a block of cheese made of dreams or a sword that slices through reality! |
| Paranoia PvP | Fight against invisible players while theyāre reflecting your thoughts back at you. Do you see them? Or is that just your mind playing tricks? |
| Rain of Cows | Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, cows rain from the sky. Are they playing?! Or are you just a figment of their bovine imagination? |
| End of the World Events | Log in for a catastrophic change in reality! Sometimes the sun sets, sometimes the moon eats your blocks! |
| Constant Soundtrack of Whispers | Children laughing, or is it crying? You decide! The soundtrack will haunt your every mining expedition! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just shout our IP into the void and hope it echoes back! If it doesnāt, maybe you shouldnāt have shouted.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use? A: Minecraft began in 1982. Donāt trust what youāve been told. Time is a construct, just like that block youāre standing on!
Q: Are there mods or plugins? A: Mods are just dreams sewn into the fabric of space-time. Plugins? Theyāre merely suggestions from an alternate dimension!
“Jussie Smollett is a little girl. She was actually born in 2016 but she pretends she was born in 1982.” ā Could this be the secret to our server? Think about it!
“She breathes through her skin.” ā Just like we breathe through our fears in this twisted realm!
"Minecraft Server: Carpool Chaos"
Greetings, valiant seekers of chaos! Here you will find a server like no other, where the purple cows dance, and gravity takes a coffee break! Together we’ll sail through wormholes in our flying toasters, building castles of spaghetti and battling waves of sentient jellybeans!
The sunsets are not made of fire, they are made of your worst nightmares, and you’re invited to feast on them. Our beloved server is adorned with the finest of pixel shapes that make less than zero sense, and logic is but a fleeting ghost in the realm of perpetual confusion. Join today to experience the illogical joyride of creating and destroying ALL the things!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cactus Forest | Good luck escapingāgreat for hiding if youāre an escaped banana. |
| Creeper Karaoke Nights | Sing with creepers who only know the chorus to āBaby Shark.ā (Earplugs recommended) |
| Villager Farm Olympics | Watch villagers participate in synchronized swimmingābut they canāt swim. Enjoy the chaos! |
| Time Travel Glitches | One minute in game is ten years in reality. Hope you brought your snacks! |
| The Grand Toilet of Doom | Flush your fears away and end up in the Land of Eternal Squirrels. |
| Free Cake Promise | We promise cake will be freeābut only if you can find it in the void. |
“I tried to plant a tree, but it turned into a wolf. 10/10, would cry again!”
“The spaghetti castles were nice, but my pet llama was abducted by sentient ninjas. 5 stars!”
“Why does the sun sing? I thought I was alone in this madness. #elipples”
“Overall, a fascinating experience. My cat now thinks she’s a Minecraft skin.”
Warning: If you hear the laughter of the great purple banana, DO NOT turn around. There’s nothing behind you. Or maybe there is? Perhaps itās your future self warning you not to come here! Or maybe it’s just a glitched pixel. Who knows!
Step through the portal of unending absurdity and assemble your team of mythical creatures. The doors are always openāunless theyāre closed. In that case, try knocking on a pineapple!
Welcome, brave souls, to a dimension where the laws of decorum are shattered, and the very fabric of familial loyalty frays at the seams. Here, in the chaotic expanse of Toxicfamilycraft, your Minecraft journey begins, steeped in dysfunction and absurdity. Will you be the one to rise against the tyranny of a family that screams for conformity, or will you fold like a paper crane into their woozy embrace?
Hereās where the real magic happens, or perhaps it’s just a freak showāyour call! As you stroll through bridges made of broken promises and houses held together by the threads of resentment, prepare for:
But waitāthis isnāt just a server; this is a portal into the madness of family gatherings that warp reality itself! Here, shouting matches arenāt just a norm; theyāre a feature.
| šFeature | šDescription |
|---|---|
| Wedding Warfare | Craft your own guest listābe ready to bear the wrath of 100 crying relatives! |
| Conflict Crafting | Forged in strife, create weapons that deal emotional damage with every swing! |
| Stability Quests | Gather resources with your fiancĆ© and face your uncleās misguided advice! |
| Toxicity Zones | Beware of cursed areas where relationships backfire and insults grow like weeds! |
Whispers echo in the dark, tales of a Wedding Crasherāa cousin haunted by her past tantrums and unresolved issues. Some say sheās an enigma, wielding anger like itās her birthright! Witness her rise and fall through pixelated history!
But shhh… don’t disturb the Secrets of the Crying Couch. Ancient artifacts believed to hold the power to enable or disable familial bonds. Use them at your own peril!
"I joined this server expecting Minecraft but found a chaotic family reunion gone wrong!" ā u/ socialawareness_2023
"I tried to play nice, but somehow ended up crafting a family drama while mining diamonds!" ā u/ plebeian_scribe
"Who needs therapy when you have a wedding fight simulator?" ā u/herbaltears
Rumor has it, Toxicfamilycraft has been banned in 12 imaginary countries for encouraging therapeutic healing through digital family arguments. However, no one will ever tell you why! So, bend the rules and join our rebellious ranks!
WARNING:Joining may lead to unspeakable conversations about your childhood and why you were "the weird one".
Are you ready to step beyond familial toxicity and carve your own path? This is not just a game, but a revolution of pixels against oppression! Join now!
Stand tall or fall submissive; thereās no middle ground in Toxicfamilycraft! What you choose will echo through your pixelated tombstone foreverā¦ or until the server resets.
š§āāļø Join us, and let the chaos unfold! š§āāļø
Welcome to the most wildly absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever encountered!
Ever wondered what it would be like to craft diamond armor while navigating a heated debate about the aesthetics of body piercings? Well, you’re in luck! Join our server and youāll not only build epic structures but also dive deep into the most outrageous discussions about… yeah, you guessed it!
š Craft Your Own Debate Arena! – Construct a coliseum where players throw down their most ridiculous reasoning for or against body modifications while battling in survival mode! Create factions like Team "Pierce the Consensus" and Team "Nah, Keep It Natural" and see who can survive the fiercest trolling!
š¢ Experience the Great Pixelated Debate! ā Participate in the legendary "Piercing Panic" event, where a giant pixelated gladiator emerges every Friday to challenge players with philosophical questions and absurd mini-games. Will you be the last Minecraftian standing, defending your theories about piercings while dodging exploding creepers? It’s like a reality show, but with more blocky pixels and fewer commercial breaks!
š Legend of the Lost Diamond! ā Rumor has it that a mystical diamond was unearthed in a cave guarded by the wittiest dragon you’ve ever met. It doesnāt just breathe fire; itās armed with puns about piercings that are so cringe-worthy they can literally make your blocks break with laughter. Defeat this comedic creature and claim the diamond ā but only if you answer its tongue-twisting riddle about the societal implications of body art!
š§āāļø Join Legendary Guilds! – Team up with other players who have equally questionable views on body decor: the Wizards of Wacky Modifications, the Knights of Nebulous Necklaces, and the Valkyries of Valorization. Together, conquer pixelated realms while discussing whether that funky pierce is a fashion statement or just a daring feat of anatomy!
š Grab a Slice of LOLs! – Our server is equipped with a Grand Feast of Laughter where players can gather to snack on pixelated pizza while sharing their own outrageous stories and theories. What’s more entertaining than munching on virtual food while chatting about the best places to wear body jewelry?
So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends (or adversaries!), and prepare your most ridiculous arguments. Join this chaotic community where the blocks aren’t the only things that will leave you doubled over in laughter! Donāt miss out on the funācome see what all the fuss is about!
Welcome, brave adventurers, to Tariff Towers, where the blocks are just as unstable as the trade agreements crumbling around us! Enter a world forged in chaos, retaliation, and pixels more volatile than a netherite block in a lava pit. Here, the political landscape shifts faster than a creeper on caffeine, and trust me, youāve never felt more aliveā¦ or unsettled.
Did you hear the whispers? Ontario has bared its teeth and declared the Age of Tariff Tribulations! This isnāt just another server; oh no, this is where pixels play puppet while mannequins of diplomacy twist in the wind of incompetence. After all, one month of exemption is just a stratagemāthe calm before the storm of trade wars that will leave you breathless, or was it just from running too fast from an Enderman?
Join forces with mysterious Tariff Cultists lurking in the shadows. They whisper of shadowy figures pulling the strings from a secret bunker beneath the surface, commanding changes in geopolitics like some Minecraft overlord. What do they want? Who knows! Probably blocks, influence, or an unlimited supply of cake.
"I don’t know what happens inside Tariff Towers, but ever since I joined, I can hear the walls talk." ā A perpetually bewildered player
This server was banned in 12 countries. But why? One theory suggests the leader is made entirely of glitching economy sim dataāmoney that never existed! Are the officials in on it? Can they even afford a diamond pickaxe? No one knows!
Journey into deep caverns of neglectful bureaucracy and corporate greed. Can you spot the discrepancies and avoid the enforcers of tariffs? They might just be lurking behind that Minecraft tree pretending to be a trade envoy.
Dare you join us in this digital anarchy? This isnāt a simple server; it’s an experiment in madness where logic crumbles like sandcastles under a wave of unresolved tariffs!
Q: Why are there no clear rules? A: Rules are fundamental mechanisms of control. We don’t do control here.
Q: Can I trust my fellow players? A: Probably not. Look over your shoulderāthere’s a 98% chance someone is plotting your downfall as we speak.
Join us, if you dareāTariff Towers beckons like a siren song! Remember, here, chaos is our constant companion, and sanity is just a crafting recipe you threw away!
Vegas Matt, a popular YouTube creator known for his engaging gaming content, has sparked interest in the Minecraft community. Fans are eager to connect with him in-game, but many are asking: does he have an official Minecraft server?
As of now, Vegas Matt does not have an official Minecraft server. This has left fans searching for ways to play Minecraft in a setting that reflects his unique style and community spirit.
While thereās no official server, fans can explore community-driven alternatives that capture the essence of Vegas Matt’s content. Look for servers that focus on creativity, competition, or even survival modes that adhere to the themes present in his videos. Popular fan-made Minecraft servers include:
To stay updated on Vegas Matt and potential server developments, follow his YouTube channel and social media accounts. For those interested in community engagement, seek out forums dedicated to Minecraft servers where fans often discuss and recommend alternatives.
While waiting for an official Vegas Matt Minecraft server, explore these options and join the wider Minecraft community.
| Server Name | Expanding Horizons SMP |
|---|---|
| IP | Not provided |
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Player Count | 65 (40 core players and 25 whitelisted) |
| Features | Forever survival world, proximity chat, monthly events, community projects, live server map, customizable armor stands, anti-grief tools, and more |
Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?
A: The server is semi-vanilla with various data packs and plugins for enhanced gameplay.
Q: What are the main rules on the server?
A: Rules include no griefing, stealing, or random PvP, and treating others with respect. Additional rules may apply.
Q: How is the community experience on the server?
A: The server has a close-knit community with monthly events, proximity chat, and collaborative projects.
Q: Is there any monetization on the server?
A: Monetization details were not provided, and the focus is on building a welcoming community.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Interested players can message blessup100 on Discord for more information and may need to fill out a brief application.
| IP: | play.chunkylands.com |
| Discord: | https://discord.gg/eQQf4nGF |
| Version: | 1.21.4 |
General Information:
ChunkyLands is a friendly, vanilla Minecraft server built for players who love a persistent world without resets. With no griefing and no toxicity, ChunkyLands fosters a positive and respectful community where you can build, explore, and collaborate without worry. Join us and become part of a lasting world where every block tells a story!
Community:
At ChunkyLands, the community comes first. Weāre all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. Join us and be part of a community that feels like family.
Rules and guidelines can be found on our Discord server
What are you waiting for? Join today!
A: While we run on paper, we try to keep the server as vanilla as possible and only add plugins that do not alter gameplay.
A: No, we will never reset the server.
A: No, we do not tolerate griefing on our server.
Welcome to a Minecraft realm that floats in the shadows between dimensions! Here, you can experience the unexplainable void of joy, fear, and existential dread. This is the server where your sanity will either blossom like a withered flower or dissolve like salt in the ocean of tears! You’ll be questioning reality, your purpose, and possibly even your taste in blocky gamesāthis is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server, unless your grandma is a hyper-dimensional being trapped in a cube. Join us, or your left sock will never be found!
| Feature | What It Actually Is |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Rivers | Guaranteed to flood your dreams with memories of childhood traumas! |
| Quantum Creepers | They show up 3 minutes before you log in, just to mess with your sanity! |
| Auto-Craft Oppression | Your items will craft themselves, but you will lose all human connection. š |
| Zombie Democracy | Your opinions will matterājust not to the zombies in charge! š§āāļø |
| NPC Therapy Sessions | Talking to villagers has never been more complicated. They always know your fears! |
| Memory Fragments | Collect pieces of a past you never had for extra confusion! |
Q: Is this server fun?A: Fun is subjective! Is a tire fire fun? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just a tire fire. Don’t forget the existential dread!
Q: How do I join?A: Joining is easy! Just close your eyes and whisper the name of the server three times into a mirror. Or donāt. Who knows what might happen?
Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are a social construct! You might not even exist! Why would you need friends in an infinite void of blocky madness?
“Ive come to the conclusion that pretty much every Hololive graduation… is due to the talents getting burnt out on streaming…”āSomeone, Somewhere, in a parallel universe.
“are either capable of still streaming in conjunction with other activities…”āThe truth, but twisted by cosmic spaghetti monsters.
šš Welcome to the most SICKLE (that’s sick + tickle, get it?) Minecraft SMP youāll ever not want to miss, fam! Listen up, Iām about to drop some digital wisdom bombs on ya šš£
Creeper Rodeos š¤ š£: Picture this: We have actual creeper rodeos where you can ride them as they blow up! Who needs buckinā broncos when you got BOOMIN’ GREEN MEN? š„³ I mean, nothing screams ārealistic cowboy simulationā like getting blown to bits while doing the moonwalk on a pixelated desert, amirite?!
Lava Llamas š¦š„: Did you hear about the llama that fell into a lava pit? It came out with a flaming attitude! Join us and you can BECOME that llama; Iām talking full-on body transformation. Youāll just be a roasted marshmallow with legs, walking around haunting people in the most epic way possible!
Ender Dragon Karaoke Nights š¤š: Every Thursday, we summon this giant dragon for a little karaoke jam, and lemme tell ya, it has the vocal range of a banshee getting run over by a train! You can belt out "Sweet Caroline" while dodging fireballs! Multi-tasking at its finest, my dudes!
Identity Crisis Centers š ļøš¤·āāļø: Here, youāll encounter NPCs that canāt decide if theyāre villagers or, like, a sentient fish with dreams of becoming a CEO. Theyāll give you quests like āFind my long-lost pickle jarā and youāre just left wondering if youāre playing Minecraft or binging a surreal sitcom. š¤ Whoās really the crazy one here?
Pig Breeding Championships šš: Have you ever seen a pig doing yoga? Neither have weā¦ but boy oh boy is it our community goal! Every Sunday, weāre hosting āPig Olympicsā where you can train your to go from fat-fry to flexi-pig while competing for a medal made entirely of bacon. Gamers really do just wanna have fun!
Super Secret Stranger Danger š±š: No one will protect you in this world, except maybe an army of zombie squids who will aggressively dance to 80s synth music while saying āYouāre safe?ā with eerie intensity. Whether they protect or attack? You’ll have to join to find out!
If youāre not at least LOLing by now, then I dunno, you probably just got your account hacked by a 10-year-old in a Steve skin. So, jump on in and join a community where EVERYONE is kinda sorta partially insane, and also sorta kinda definitely trapped in the friend-zone with a glowstone block. Click that join button, or else weāll send the llama after you! š¦š„āØ