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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 626 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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