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DarkerAging Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	4633	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	56	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2620

Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

RubyCraft: The Ultimate Baby Simulator – Build, Craft, and Mine with Your New Baby BFF! #MinecraftMadness #BabyGamerSquad

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6571
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaotic world of Ruby, the big baby of the server! This adorable but unpredictable character will lead you on wild adventures filled with baby babble and mischief. Watch out for Ruby’s legendary temper tantrums that can shake the very foundations of our virtual world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that rain down feathers and mayhem upon unsuspecting players. Survive these feathered explosions and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, where the unexpected is the norm and the ridiculous reigns supreme, then join us and embrace the madness of Ruby and her explosive chickens. Who knows what craziness awaits you in this off-the-wall Minecraft experience!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1227
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7135
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dimension Hops:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget about your own problems.

Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of changing a baby’s name in the midst of family turmoil. Will the in-laws ever forgive the husband for suggesting it? Will the baby grow up confused about his identity? Only on our server, where the stakes are higher than ever!

Join now for a wild ride of name changes, miscarriages, and family feuds that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

PuppyPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things ridiculous and outrageous!

Join us if you want to see dogs with names like Sir Barksalot or Princess Piddlepants roaming around the server. Our community is filled with players who love to push the boundaries of creativity and silliness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Disco, where players can dance the night away with their furry friends to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dog doing the moonwalk!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushDetector

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the love-struck players out there!

Join our server if you want to uncover the unsaid giveaways that someone is into you. From building heart-shaped structures to leaving secret messages in the chat, our players are always finding creative ways to show their affection.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find a rare diamond block in the shape of a heart, your crush will instantly fall head over heels for you. And if you’re really lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden love potion that will make you irresistible to everyone on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience love in a whole new way…through the pixelated world of Minecraft!

ChinaCraft: Monster Ship Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	4340	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	893
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have giant ships like the one china is anchoring in the south china sea, but ours are even BIGGER and BETTER. sail the high seas with your friends and battle sea monsters that make the kraken look like a goldfish. the philippine coast guard is even impressed by our epic ships, that’s how you know it’s legit. so hop on board and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sea monster).

CraftyCommies

arms industry, arms race, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense industry, defense sector, defense spending, Geopolitics, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military technology, Report, russia, sanctions impact, weapons production, Western sanctions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more weapons than russia! we got diamond swords that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode glitter, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

our server is so lit, even putin would be jealous. we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant robots that protect our land, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon.

forget about western sanctions, on our server, we thrive on chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate weapon master in the minecraft world. because here, the only limit is your imagination.