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  • DarkerAging Minecraft SMP

    DarkerAging Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RubyCraft: The Ultimate Baby Simulator – Build, Craft, and Mine with Your New Baby BFF! #MinecraftMadness #BabyGamerSquad

    RubyCraft: The Ultimate Baby Simulator – Build, Craft, and Mine with Your New Baby BFF! #MinecraftMadness #BabyGamerSquad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaotic world of Ruby, the big baby of the server! This adorable but unpredictable character will lead you on wild adventures filled with baby babble and mischief. Watch out for Ruby’s legendary temper tantrums that can shake the very foundations of our virtual world!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that rain down feathers and mayhem upon unsuspecting players. Survive these feathered explosions and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, where the unexpected is the norm and the ridiculous reigns supreme, then join us and embrace the madness of Ruby and her explosive chickens. Who knows what craziness awaits you in this off-the-wall Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBedBanter

    BlockyBedBanter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

    UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

    ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

    like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

    so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chip Beam Bio Tractor

    Chip Beam Bio Tractor

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

    InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

    New Minecraft Servers

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! πŸ‘‹

    We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591

    Discord Invite Link

    πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ Hard Difficulty

    πŸ›°οΈ Bedrock Compatibility

    πŸ”₯ Custom Plugin Pack

    βœ… Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

    πŸ—ΊοΈ Viewable Dynmap

    πŸ”§ Vanilla Tweaks

    πŸ‘₯ Community Events

    🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

    πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ Server Lore Channel

    🏬 Player Shops

    πŸ” Lockable Chests

    ⭐️ Shooting Stars

    πŸͺ‘ Chairs & Sitting

    βž• Much more!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months.
    Is the server open to everyone? Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
    What version is the server currently on? The server is always updated to the latest version.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

    HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

    Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

    Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

    Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

    But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

    PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

    Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP