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DarkerAging Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4020	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

RubyCraft: The Ultimate Baby Simulator – Build, Craft, and Mine with Your New Baby BFF! #MinecraftMadness #BabyGamerSquad

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaotic world of Ruby, the big baby of the server! This adorable but unpredictable character will lead you on wild adventures filled with baby babble and mischief. Watch out for Ruby’s legendary temper tantrums that can shake the very foundations of our virtual world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that rain down feathers and mayhem upon unsuspecting players. Survive these feathered explosions and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, where the unexpected is the norm and the ridiculous reigns supreme, then join us and embrace the madness of Ruby and her explosive chickens. Who knows what craziness awaits you in this off-the-wall Minecraft experience!

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

bartering, Broomstix, Claims, crossplay, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land Claim, Magic, Map, market, No Griefing, Pets, PvP, Quests, responsive staff, rule, Server, Shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial, unlock, Voting, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	989	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8351

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

#youtube, Character, Combos, Fundamentals guide, general, general discussion, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, smp, Steam, Steam Link, tekgen, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3898	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

Communication Issues, divorced parents, Emotional Safety, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter conflict, household rules, invasion of privacy, Living, living arrangements, living with parents, lock removal, mom, MomCraft, parental decisions, personal space, privacy, room privacy, Server, sibling relationships, teenage girl, teenage rebellion, trust issues, Wins

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6980
Mines Excavated:	2077	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Animals Bred:	98	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	4135
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

10. International living, 11. Free accommodation, 12. Global exploration, 13. Remote living, 14. Expat life, 15. Worldly adventures, 16. Luxury living, 17. Cultural immersion, 18. Tropical paradise, 19. Urban living, 2. Travel goals, 20. Seaside retreat., 3. Wanderlust, 4. Bucket list, 5. Exotic locations, 6. Paradise on earth, 7. Global living, 8. Ideal living situation, 9. Ultimate dream home, blocktopia, Dream destination, free, Live

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magic Items Found:	7079	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	217	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

AmazonRivDrought122

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5230	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!