infantile – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DarkerAging Minecraft SMP
Adulthood, Aesthetics, Balls, Darker, DarkerAging, Drop, edgier, Experience, growth, infantile, Kids, Manga, Maturity, Minecraft, Older, Perception, perspective, realization, smp, Understanding, wisdom
Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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RubyCraft: The Ultimate Baby Simulator – Build, Craft, and Mine with Your New Baby BFF! #MinecraftMadness #BabyGamerSquad
adorable, analogy, baby, BabyGamerSquad, BFF, big baby, BUILD, childish, childlike, comparison, Craft, cute, endearing, immature, infant, infantile, innocent, MinecraftMadness, Naive, playful, ruby, Ruby is like a big baby, rubycraft, Similarities, SIMULATOR, SWEET, Ultimate, Youthful
Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaotic world of Ruby, the big baby of the server! This adorable but unpredictable character will lead you on wild adventures filled with baby babble and mischief. Watch out for Ruby’s legendary temper tantrums that can shake the very foundations of our virtual world!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that rain down feathers and mayhem upon unsuspecting players. Survive these feathered explosions and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights!
If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, where the unexpected is the norm and the ridiculous reigns supreme, then join us and embrace the madness of Ruby and her explosive chickens. Who knows what craziness awaits you in this off-the-wall Minecraft experience!

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PrimeMiner Minecraft Server
Campaign, Canada, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, election, Fruity, Government, leadership, liberal, Minecraft, not my prime minister, PIERRE, Poilievre, political beliefs, Politics, prime minister, PrimeMiner, Server, simple goy, Trudy, Voting, voting for change
Are you tired of Pierre “Simple Goy” Poilievre trying to run the show? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Fruity Trudy is the supreme ruler! She’ll lead us to victory with her rainbow powers and endless stash of fruit snacks. Plus, rumor has it that she can tame creepers with just a smile. Say goodbye to boring old politicians and hello to a fruity new world on our server!

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Hyakkano’s 100 Girlfriend Minecraft Server
100 girlfriends, 100kano, Anime, cast announcement, comedy, dating sim, Girlfriend, girlfriend search, harem, Hyakkano, Hyakkanos, japanese animation, Love Triangle, Minecraft, multiple love interests, new season, Otaku, otome game, romance, school life, Server, slice of life, Visual, waifu
Get ready to embark on the ultimate quest to find all the hidden girlfriends in our Minecraft server! Our S2 update features a whole new visual overhaul and a cast of characters that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Join us as we dive into the chaotic world of love and relationships in Minecraft, where every block you break could lead you to your next virtual soulmate. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to swipe right on some pixelated romance, because on this server, love is just a block away.

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PetPals Minecraft Server – Share your pet’s fun fact!
animal, Behavior, Beloved, companion, cute, Entertaining, fact, four-legged pal, Fun, fun fact, furry friend, Intelligent, INTERESTING, lovable, Loyal, Minecraft, Personality, pet, PetPals, Pets, playful, quirky, Server, Share, Special, Trivia, Unique
Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who can actually do backflips while riding a unicycle! He’s the star of our daily piggy talent show where he wows the audience with his impressive skills. Join our server and witness the amazing Sir Oinksalot in action, along with many other wacky pets with their own unique talents!

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NotAllGirlsMine
Assumptions, common beliefs, cultural norms, debunked myths, female behavior, female characteristics, female traits, gender assumptions, gender misconceptions, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, misconceptions, NotAllGirlsMine, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, surprising truths, Women, women’s behavior, women’s habits
Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where all women ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of their fingertips! You thought all women spent hours shopping for shoes, but on our server, they’re too busy taming dragons and building castles out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this magical realm where the unexpected is the norm and the possibilities are endless!

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PeepCrewCraft
better, cultural studies, Curiosity, everyday life, Human Behavior, human interaction, Human nature, leisure activity, Observation, PeepCrewCraft, people-watching, people-watching hobby, Psychology, public spaces, social behavior, social dynamics, social observation, societal norms, SOUNDS, urban life, watching people
u ever wanna watch people but then u realize watching people is boring af? well come join our minecraft server where u can watch people watching people! it’s like a never-ending loop of watching and being watched, like some freaky inception shiz. but don’t worry, we got u covered with our top-notch security system to make sure no one is watching u watching people watching people. join now for a mind-bending experience that will leave u questioning reality and your sanity. oh, and did we mention there’s free cake? yeah, we got that too. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and watch people watching people on our server!

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MetaMindCraft: Death Anxiety Reduction
Altered perceptions, altered states, anxiety, Consciousness, coping, death, death anxiety, existential crisis, existential dread, existential fears, experiences, fear of death, mental health, MetaMindCraft, metaphysical beliefs, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological effects, reduction, research, spirituality, Therapy, Understanding
Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, you start trippin’ balls and havin’ psychedelic experiences like never before! You start seein’ crazy colors and shapes, and you’re like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!”
But here’s the kicker – these psychedelic experiences actually help reduce your fear of death! Like, you start thinkin’ about life and death in a whole new way, man. It’s like you’re on a journey to discover the meaning of existence, all while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers.
So come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server, where you can explore the depths of your soul while diggin’ for diamonds. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe and become the ultimate psychedelic warrior! Peace out, dudes! 🌈✨🕶️

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CraftyDestinyServer
API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, Clan, CraftyDestinyServer, Dattover, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny General, dim, Dps, guides, Gunsmith, News, Patch 8.0.0.1, PressKits, Resources, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are so last season? Well, look no further because our server is so futuristic that it’s not Dattover yet! Join us for a wild ride through dimensions and shapes that will blow your mind.
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build the final shape of your dreams. Want a house shaped like a giant taco? Done. How about a castle that looks like a unicorn? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with patches that will keep you on your toes. Patch 8.0.0.1 includes new mobs like flying pigs and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you defeat them.
Need resources? We’ve got you covered. Use our Destiny Item Manager to organize your loot, or check out our Armor Picker to create the most stylish outfits in the game. And don’t forget to visit the Gunsmith for all your weapon needs.
Join our clan and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We’ve got spreadsheets for days that will help you master TTK, buffs/debuffs, DPS, and more. Plus, our API will give you all the stats you need to dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Prev players are already raving about the insanity, so don’t miss out!

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Back in Blocks Minecraft Server
back again, back and better, back for good, back for more, back in action, back in the game, back in the groove, back in the spotlight, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back to reality, back where I belong, back with a bang, back with a vengeance, blocks, COMEBACK, I am back, I’m Back, Minecraft, returning, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because I’M BACK and this server is about to blow your mind!
Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SpaceCraft Minecraft Server
14 year old, Boundaries, Caretaker, cat, chickens, Disabilities, Dogs, family, friend’s house, grandmother, guilt tripping, irritability, Minecraft, Priorities, responsibilities, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, spacecraft, TESTOSTERONE, UNFAIR, young adult, youngest siblings
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.
No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

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StepSisBanMomRageCraft
Affair, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, maternal guilt, mom, parenting conflicts, Pregnancy, Resentment, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step sister, step-family, StepSisBanMomRageCraft, trip planning, Yelling
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a family feud! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 24-year-old dealing with his mom’s pregnancy bombshell and step-sister drama.
Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in outrageous situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good story, complete with crying siblings, last-minute trip plans, and even threats of calling the police for kidnapping (spoiler alert: it’s all in good fun!).
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest virtual family drama you’ve ever seen. See you in the game!

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