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Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	3783
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8536
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	117	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1039
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyInventors

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	544	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Votes:	5712
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	63	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ores Mined:	6448
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	210

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!