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Family Power Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, belonging, blood ties, Bonding, Connection, Emotional support, family, generations, home, IMPORTANCE, Kinship, love, loyalty, power, Realm, relationships, strength, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bro, do you even lift? Well, on this server, we lift each other up with the power of family! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself.

We’ve got more love and support than a therapy llama, and our players are as loyal as a pack of wolves. So why not join us and experience the power of family for yourself? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Don’t be a lonely potato, come join our server and become part of our wacky, wonderful family. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship. But who hates fun and friendship? That’s just crazy talk. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the power of family lift you to new heights!

TardyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Explanation, friendship, GPA, Help, Late, mad, Math, Minecraft, mutual friends, PUSHY, Rushing, scholarship, scholarship kid, Server, Struggling, TardyCraft, Tutor, work, Worried, Yelling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7897	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.

On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!

GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1589
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Void Armor Forged:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Items Found:	8295	Potions Brewed:	138
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	161
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mines Excavated:	2114	Magic Items Found:	1535
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	8805
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Magic Items Found:	7326	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!