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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7655 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.