🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1396 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3393 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.