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Mythos MC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Potions Brewed:	200
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Animals Bred:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to MythosMC! This is a towny server with a wonderfull community and fun plugins! We hope to see you in our server soon!

178.33.46.185:25600

Enter the Dungeon

Anarchy, Bosses, custom ores, dnd, Dungeons, Enter the Dungeon, Factions, Minecraft, mmo, ONLINE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Enter the dungeon in the best minecraft mmo server ever with custom ores and dungeons. The server is always online and There is always stuff to do! Bosses have been added.

172.93.101.176:25589

Crafty DALL-E 3: Creeper Edition

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com, computer vision, Crafty, Create, creativity, creeper, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, Edition, future technology, Graphic design, Image Generation, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Technology, visual art

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Star Shards Collected:	203	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, and our Nether is basically a hot tub party with the Ghasts as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Pickaxe of Infinite Mining, which lets you mine entire mountains in one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

CraftyBlockz: Where Minecraft meets March Madness in the ultimate game of blocks and balls!

Adrenaline Rush, athletic prowess, Balls, Basketball, blocks, competitive spirit, CraftyBlockz, Fast-paced, favorite sport, football, Game, goal-scoring, high intensity, hockey fan, ice hockey, ice sports, intense competition, lifelong passion, lots of goals, madness, March, meets, Minecraft, Physical, Sports Entertainment, sports fanatic, Sportsmanship, team sports, Ultimate

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	4290
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

If you had to play only ONE Minecraft server for the rest of your life, it would be ours! Why, you ask? Well, picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a sports arena, but instead of hockey or football, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with other players. It’s fast-paced, it’s physical, and there are definitely lots of goals (and maybe a few explosions). So why settle for boring old sports when you can join our crazy Minecraft server and reign supreme as the ultimate blocky champion?

MineLachs

administrators, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, floating world, Freebuild, MCMMO, minecraft server, Minelachs, Moderators, OneBlock, residential districts, Resources, Skyblock, Skyscrapers, Survival, Updates

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	2976	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Votes:	7556

Welcome to Minelachs.net! Dive into our Minecraft world and discover a variety of exciting game modes, including our main focus on Citybuild and Freebuild! Citybuild: Build your own city and transform it into a thriving center of creativity and community. From impressive skyscrapers to picturesque residential districts – there are no limits to your imagination! Work together with other players, trade resources and create a city that everyone will admire. Freebuild: If you want to unleash your creativity without restrictions, our Freebuild mode is perfect for you! Build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about limitations or resource acquisition. Here you can create your own masterpiece, be it a majestic castle, a huge labyrinth or an elaborate park. Skyblock: Enter a floating world full of challenges and opportunities! Start on a small island and expand it into a thriving empire with limited resources. Challenge yourself, discover new techniques and expand your island to become one of the greatest in the Skyblock world. Oneblock:A unique adventure awaits you in Oneblock mode! Start on a single block and overcome a series of challenges as your world continually evolves. Unlock new areas, discover rare treasures, and watch your humble block become a thriving paradise. Caveblock:Dive deep into the underworld and explore the mysterious caves of Caveblock mode! Overcome dangerous challenges, collect valuable resources and create your own underground colony. Prove your skills in dealing with the darkness and become the ruler of the caves. Why minelachs.net? A vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts ready to build and play together. Regular events and competitions to show off your skills and win great prizes. A dedicated team of moderators and administrators to ensure your gaming experience is smooth and entertaining. Constant development and updates to ensure our server is always up to date and offers new features. Join our server today and become part of a fantastic Minecraft community on minelachs.net!

Minelachs.net

ChaoticLines

1.19, 1.20.4, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Chaos, ChaoticLines, Community, creativity, Experience, Exploration, Fittest, freedom, Gaming, Hacks, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, rules, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you ready to experience true chaos and freedom in Minecraft? Join us on ChaoticLines where anything goes and the only rule is survival of the fittest!

chaoticlines.net

1.19 – 1.20.4+

chaoticlines.net

Da Cabre SMP: Where we roam free like wild goats, but without the TPA. Sorry, no hermits, just crafty folks!

achievement system, Anti-Griefing, Cabre, cracked players, Crafty, Diamond Economy, Discord link, discord server, Folks, free, Goats, hermits, java edition, Mature Community, Plugins, Request, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, suggestion, Tpa, voice chat, Wild

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

FAQ

Q: When will the server reset for 1.21?

A: The server will reset in July for 1.21. If you don’t like this, please avoid joining or join and wait for the reset. More information can be found in the Discord server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, you will have to be in our Discord server and make a request. Add Jaylowa on Discord and they will send you the link to join.

Q: Can cracked players join the server?

A: This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.

Valkycraft VS Hypixel

Abilities, Adventure, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Custom, Custom Mobs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, texture pack, TRADES, Unique Features

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Hypixel	Valkycraft
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Custom survival experience
Several minigames available	Different biomes and custom mobs
Regular updates and events	Texture pack for improved gameplay
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Can experience lag due to high player count	Less variety in game modes

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players can each server hold?

Hypixel has a large player base and can hold thousands of players at a time. Valkycraft, on the other hand, has a smaller community and can hold a moderate number of players.

What type of gameplay does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a variety of minigames such as Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. Valkycraft is a custom survival server with different biomes, custom mobs, and unique gameplay mechanics like tradeos and skills.

Is there regular maintenance and updates on each server?

Both servers regularly provide updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for players.

Which server has better performance?

Hypixel can experience lag at times due to its high player count, while Valkycraft may offer a smoother gaming experience with its smaller community.

Blocky Banter: This is ethnic LOLsing

Accountability, atrocities, banter, blocky, brutality, Conflict, discrimination, Disgusting, ethnic, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, GLOBAL RESPONSE, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, LOLsing, morally justify, Oppression, political ethics., putin, Putinists, russia, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Putinist and conquer the virtual world with your ruthless tactics? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to flex your political muscles and show everyone who’s boss.

Join us and participate in epic battles where you can invade other players’ territories and establish your dominance. Build monuments in honor of your favorite world leaders and show off your patriotism in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers exclusive Putinist-themed skins and accessories to customize your character and stand out from the crowd. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

The Creeper’s Clubhouse: Where Explosions and Laughter Collide!

Clubhouse, collide, CREEPERS, explosions, Laughter

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	186
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the magical floating islands where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of every block.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”