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Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

upscale sushi, restaurants, high-priced sushi, star, smp

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

YankeeCraft, SURVIVE, Adapt, Universe, cope

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

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ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

Shirt, pants, Shirts, ShirtCraft, Shirtastic

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

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SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server

SILFree, Zone, Trust, setting boundaries, new mom struggles

Are you tired of dealing with pick-me sisters-in-law who make your life a living nightmare? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos!

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family members who try to steal the spotlight at your wedding and make everything about themselves. We promise no one will cry at your bachelorette party or accuse your friends of ridiculous things like urinating in their bag.

Join now for a chance to build a virtual world free from pick-me energy and drama llamas. Our community is filled with honest, kind, and genuine players who will make you forget all about your troublesome sister-in-law. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and leave the pick-me drama behind!

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BikiniNipSlipGrief

Insecurity, meeting friends, female body, nipple slip, self-confidence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

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DreamySMP: StrangelyFunny!

lucid dreaming, dream recall, DreamySMP, dream world, bizarre dream

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a chance to build your own dream world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Will you dare to dance with the enderfolk?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Potato of Destiny. It’s said that whoever finds it will gain infinite riches and the ability to control time itself. So grab your pickaxe and get digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams run free. Just don’t be surprised if you wake up with a blocky pig as your new best friend.

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CreeperCringeCraft

cringe-inducing, shame, mortifying, UNCOMFORTABLE, cringe-worthy

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

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Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

controversy, fraud, Demand, MAYHEM, Government

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

News, Evan Gershkovich, prisoner exchange, prisoner swap, HUMAN RIGHTS

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

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COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

COVID-19 consequences, cognitive function, miners, Memory, Attention

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

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