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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5163 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.
So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).