| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4763 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9761 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1524 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 758 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8403 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 176 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 240 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2929 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4284 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 187 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1989 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5614 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3873 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4348 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9399 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 76 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
