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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1590 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Bruh, like imagine if back in the day, people used to wear socks with sandals and everyone was like “yeah, that’s totally normal.” But now if you do that, people would be like “what are you doing, bro? That’s so outdated!” Like, times have changed, man. And like, back in the day, people used to smoke cigarettes everywhere, even in restaurants and stuff. Can you imagine that now? People would freak out if you lit up a cig in a McDonald’s. Times have definitely changed, dude. So like, if you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans and outdated fashion choices. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Join us and let’s make some memories that will be shocking in 50 years, haha!
