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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9547 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.
So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!
Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!
