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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6759 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3667 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
