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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1415 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
