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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6989 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
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